The Hitwoman and the Mental Patient: A Comical Crime Caper

JB Lynn

Oct 2025 · Jennifer Baum

About this ebook

One of Maggie Lee’s biggest fears is getting thrown into the nut house. With a mentally unstable mother and her own ability to talk to animals (not to mention that she’s killed people) it’s not a stretch to believe it could happen.

When she’s asked to go undercover as a patient at the same facility where her mother resides, it’s like Maggie’s worst nightmare is coming true. If she didn’t feel like she owed the person she’s trying to help, she’d never agree to be committed, but Maggie believes in repaying her debts.

Even if it means the job makes her certifiably insane.

Ratings and reviews

This is another fun romp in Maggie's life. I this novel, she's searching for a mental patient to find a missing boy. In it, she has to infiltrate the mental hospital, but her biggest fear is, what if they decide to keep her? This book is filled with the craziness and hijinks you would expect in Maggie's life. Its humorous, yet has poignant moments. Fans of the genre will love this book. The author is on my must read authors' list.

About the author

Author of the never-ending Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman series, JB Lynn (you can call her Jen) is a Jersey girl, who was transplanted in Florida for a while and is now putting down roots in North Carolina. When not taking photos and exploring the mountains with her rescue mutt, she writes the Psychic Consignment Mysteries and the Cursed Chick Club series because she’s got a soft spot for hijinks, humor, and heart (not to mention an almost compulsive need to tell stories!).

 

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Neurotic Hitwoman Books in Order (because you can't read just one)

1. Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

2. Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Woman

3. The Hitwoman Gets Lucky

4. The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels

5. The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness

6. The Hitwoman Hunts a Ghost

7. The Hitwoman and the 7 Cops

8. The Hitwoman and the Poisoned Apple

9. The Hitwoman and the Downward Dog

10. The Hitwoman's Act of Contrition

11. The Hitwoman Hires a Manny

12. The Hitwoman and the Sacrificial Lamb

13. The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub

14. The Hitwoman and the Mother Lode

15. The Hitwoman Under Pressure

16. The Hitwoman Plays Chaperone

17. The Hitwoman Takes a Road Trip

18. The Hitwoman in a Pickle

19. The Hitwoman and the Gold Digger

20. The Hitwoman's Juggling Act

21. The Hitwoman and the Fallen Angel

22. The Hitwoman Goes to Prison

23. The Hitwoman and the Exorcism

24. The Hitwoman Plays Games

25. The Hitwoman Owes a Favor

26. The Hitwoman and the Teddy Bear

27. The Hitwoman and the Body

28. The Hitwoman Pays a Debt

29. The Hitwoman Plays Courier

30. The Hitwoman's Girl's Night Out

31. The Hitwoman's Getaway

32. The Hitwoman vs The Security Guard

33. The Hitwoman Investigates

34. The Hitwoman Gets Her Man

35. The Hitwoman and the Ninjas

36. The Hitwoman's Charity Case

37. The Hitwoman's Egg Hunt

38. The Hitwoman's Dying Wish

39. The Hitwoman and the Sitting Duck

40. The Hitwoman and the Flash Mob

41. The Hitwoman Gets Caught

42. The Hitwoman VS the Training Schedule

43. The Hitwoman vs the Embezzler

44. The Hitwoman Spirals

45. The Hitwoman's Reunion

46. The Hitwoman's Knight Fight

47. The Hitwoman and the Evil Ex

48. The Hitwoman and the Jailbreak

49. The Hitwoman and the Missing Date

50. The Hitwoman and the Missing Mobster

51. The Hitwoman and the Mental Patient