The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness

Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

Book 5
Jennifer Baum
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When her apartment building is blown to smithereens, bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee is forced to move back into the Bed & Breakfast she grew up in.


Living with her three meddling aunts is bad enough, but it just so happens that the B&B is also occupied by a U.S. Marshal, an FBI agent, her old friend Zeke who’s on a mysterious mission, and a woman who claims she can see dead people. These aren’t the kinds of roomies Maggie wants to spend time with, considering that in order to pay for her niece’s medical care she supplements her income by killing people.


​Maggie avoids arrest and deals with a crazier-than-usual home life while trying to track down exactly who is blowing up the holdings of various crime families. To make matters worse, she’s walking a precarious tightrope between keeping her mobster bosses happy and protecting her murder mentor (and almost lover) Patrick Mulligan.


​Aided by the warped predictions of her semi-psychic friend, her sarcastic, demanding, talking lizard and an always ravenous, dyslexic Doberman, Maggie juggles keeping secrets, unraveling riddles and protecting those she loves. Can she do it all? Or will she suffer yet another unspeakable loss?

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About the author

When a fan told her that she's a "fabulous author", a "great sport", and a "very cool chick", JB Lynn immediately thought, "that's what I want my obituary to say!". 


A Jersey Girl transplanted to the Sunshine State, JB (you can call her Jen) writes laugh-out-loud suspense and mysteries, along with goosebump-raising thrillers.


She also guzzles coffee, spoils her dog, wastes endless hours daydreaming, and does her best to be a "cool chick" (but if you ever meet her, you'll know how dismally she fails).


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Neurotic Hitwoman Books in Order (because you can't read just one)


1. Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

2. Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Woman

3. The Hitwoman Gets Lucky

4. The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels

5. The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness

6. The Hitwoman Hunts a Ghost

7. The Hitwoman and the 7 Cops

8. The Hitwoman and the Poisoned Apple

9. The Hitwoman and the Downward Dog

10. The Hitwoman's Act of Contrition

11. The Hitwoman Hires a Manny

12. The Hitwoman and the Sacrificial Lamb

13. The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub

14. The Hitwoman and the Mother Lode

15. The Hitwoman Under Pressure

16. The Hitwoman Plays Chaperone

17. The Hitwoman Takes a Road Trip

18. The Hitwoman in a Pickle

19. The Hitwoman and the Gold Digger

20. The Hitwoman's Juggling Act

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Publisher
Jennifer Baum
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Published on
May 21, 2019
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Pages
192
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Mystery & Detective / Amateur Sleuth
Fiction / Mystery & Detective / Cozy / Cats & Dogs
Fiction / Mystery & Detective / Women Sleuths
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Flush with success from solving a decade-old kidnapping case, Doreen can’t wait to find out what’s next in her one-woman crusade to clean up Kelowna’s cold crimes. But, before she can unearth another old case to sink her teeth into, she must tie up some loose ends from the last one.


Steve Albright, fixer for the local biker gang, has made it clear that he blames Doreen for sending his

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At least Steve doesn’t have his gun anymore, having dropped that in Doreen’s neighbor’s gardenia bed while she chased him from her yard. Which makes Doreen think that maybe it’s safe to dig into Steve’s past. Until she uncovers a connection to three arson cases from years ago and is warned off by Corporal Mack Moreau.


But Doreen’s never listened to Mack before, and it has all worked out thus far, so it’s not like she has to listen to him now. Right?

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