The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness
Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
Living with her three meddling aunts is bad enough, but it just so happens that the B&B is also occupied by a U.S. Marshal, an FBI agent, her old friend Zeke who’s on a mysterious mission, and a woman who claims she can see dead people. These aren’t the kinds of roomies Maggie wants to spend time with, considering that in order to pay for her niece’s medical care she supplements her income by killing people.
Maggie avoids arrest and deals with a crazier-than-usual home life while trying to track down exactly who is blowing up the holdings of various crime families. To make matters worse, she’s walking a precarious tightrope between keeping her mobster bosses happy and protecting her murder mentor (and almost lover) Patrick Mulligan.
Aided by the warped predictions of her semi-psychic friend, her sarcastic, demanding, talking lizard and an always ravenous, dyslexic Doberman, Maggie juggles keeping secrets, unraveling riddles and protecting those she loves. Can she do it all? Or will she suffer yet another unspeakable loss?
About the author
When a fan told her that she's a "fabulous author", a "great sport", and a "very cool chick", JB Lynn immediately thought, "that's what I want my obituary to say!".
A Jersey Girl transplanted to the Sunshine State, JB (you can call her Jen) writes laugh-out-loud suspense and mysteries, along with goosebump-raising thrillers.
She also guzzles coffee, spoils her dog, wastes endless hours daydreaming, and does her best to be a "cool chick" (but if you ever meet her, you'll know how dismally she fails).
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Neurotic Hitwoman Books in Order (because you can't read just one)
1. Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
2. Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Woman
3. The Hitwoman Gets Lucky
4. The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels
5. The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness
6. The Hitwoman Hunts a Ghost
7. The Hitwoman and the 7 Cops
8. The Hitwoman and the Poisoned Apple
9. The Hitwoman and the Downward Dog
10. The Hitwoman's Act of Contrition
11. The Hitwoman Hires a Manny
12. The Hitwoman and the Sacrificial Lamb
13. The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub
14. The Hitwoman and the Mother Lode
15. The Hitwoman Under Pressure
16. The Hitwoman Plays Chaperone
17. The Hitwoman Takes a Road Trip
18. The Hitwoman in a Pickle
19. The Hitwoman and the Gold Digger
20. The Hitwoman's Juggling Act
21. The Hitwoman and the Fallen Angel
22. The Hitwoman Goes to Prison
23. The Hitwoman and the Exorcism
24. The Hitwoman Plays Games
