Jackie Jokes: The Ultimate Collection

Post Hill Press
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You asked for it, and here they are! The culmination of Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling’s sixty-nine years of traveling the globe trading jokes with countless incredibly eclectic folks. The only thing more fun than reading Jackie Jokes will be telling these jokes to your friends.

 

You’ll find the wildest, filthiest, and funniest jokes anywhere, handpicked and printed exactly as they’re told on stage … and everywhere else … by the world’s best joke teller, Jackie Martling. 

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About the author

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling is a comedian/radio personality/actor/author/singer-songwriter. For eighteen years (1983-2001) he was Head Writer and a fixture on radio & television's Howard Stern Show.
       

In March 1979, to promote the fledgling Long Island comedy scene and the stand-up shows he was producing, he created a dirty joke line, “Use Your Finger! Dial (516) 922-WINE!,” which has been in uninterrupted operation ever since [516-922-9463].
       

In 1982, after founding “Governor’s Comedy Shop” in Levittown on Long Island and touring as a national headliner, on a suggestion from a Washington DC comedy club owner, he blindly sent his three self-produced LP’s to Howard Stern upon Howard’s arrival at WNBC-AM in New York City. Howard called him to make a guest appearance on his radio show. In 1986, Jackie became a full-time cast member and the head writer of Stern’s radio and TV shows, and as they say, the rest is history.
       

Born and raised in East Norwich, NY, a tiny hamlet on the glorious North Shore of Long Island, New York, he graduated in 1966 from Oyster Bay High School and earned a degree in Mechanical Engineering from Michigan State University in 1971.
      

Jackie still works all around the country performing his solo act of rapid-fire jokes and his classic finale, “Stump the Joke Man.” Jackie is a guest on many of the top national radio shows and podcasts. You can follow him on Twitter @JackieMartling.

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Publisher
Post Hill Press
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Published on
Apr 3, 2018
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Pages
385
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ISBN
9781682614983
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Language
English
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Genres
Humor / Form / Jokes & Riddles
Humor / Topic / Animals
Humor / Topic / Men, Women & Relationships
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