Jason Offutt is a journalism instructor at Northwest Missouri State University and a syndicated humor and paranormal columnist. He is author of On Being Dad and A Small Town.
· How to identify the monster
· Who’s going to help you kill it
· Your arsenal and where to keep it (kitchen, bathroom, living room, garage, etc.).
· Behavior of the monster while you’re trying to kill it
· Disposing of the body
· Monster powers
· Monster weaknesses
· How to avoid the monster
“How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items” is a must have home defense guide for the do-it-yourself slayer. After using this book, you too can understand that setting gnomes on fire with a Bic lighter and a can of Aqua Net is funny.