The Little Red Book of Corbyn Jokes

Biteback Publishing
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Whichever side of the Labour Party you’re on, you could probably use a good laugh right now...

So rejoice, comrades, for we have the solution. Packed with devastating wit, this priceless compendium has all the finest jokes, scenes and anecdotes to see you through a long, hard political winter.

The Little Red Book of Corbyn Jokes - putting the 'ha' into the hard left.

A socialist lion walked into a bar. The barman said, 'What's the big Clause Four?'

My wife said to me, 'For my anniversary, I want you to get me something expensive,' so I registered her as a supporter of the Labour Party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neoliberalism.

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Biteback Publishing
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Published on
Sep 8, 2016
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Pages
300
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ISBN
9781785901522
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Language
English
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Genres
Humor / Form / Jokes & Riddles
Humor / General
Humor / Topic / Politics
Political Science / General
Political Science / Political Ideologies / Communism, Post-Communism & Socialism
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