Men Should Never . . . authors Clare Woodcock and Helena Owen offer plenty of "what-not-to-do's" to enlighten disoriented men everywhere. For example, men should never
* Wear tassels, anywhere
* Press flowers to make their own greeting cards
* Wear bulky sweaters tucked into belted jeans
* Have visible nose hairs
* Wear socks with sandalsFilled with snappy faux pas, Men Should Never . . . is a witty satire on the life and behavior of men at their worst.
Like the deliriously funny contributions of Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell in the hugely successful panel game, here is a delightful collection of 100 fibs that all of us can recognise. Lies like: I didn't even notice she was pretty; I'm working from home tomorrow; and wow, your tattoo looks really... interesting. Written in the same warm, witty and inspired tone that's made the TV show such a hit, the book uncovers the little deceptions that strike a chord with all of us. There are the lies we tell others, the lies people tell us and the lies we tell ourselves. Each entry in the book is laugh-out-loud funny, and filled with more than a little bit of painful truth.
If you're a fan of the show, a lover of spot-on observational comedy, or have ever told a porky, Would I Lie To You? Presents the 100 Most Popular Lies of All Time is the book you've been waiting for.
Sweat dries. Blood clots. Bones heal. Suck it up, buttercup.
After his deployment in Afghanistan, Dan Caddy began swapping great drill sergeant stories by e-mail with other combat veterans—an exchange with friends that would grow into the dedicated Facebook page, “Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said.” But what began as a comedic outlet has evolved into a robust online community and support network that conducts fundraisers for and donates to military charities, has helped veterans struggling with PTSD and other issues, and on numerous occasions, literally saved lives.
Now, Caddy shares more great DS stories—most never before seen—in this humorous collection. Often profane, sometimes profound, yet always entertaining, these rants from real life soldiers are interspersed with lively sidebars, Top 10 lists, stories from fans, one-liners, and more.
For anyone who has suffered a hard-ass manager (in uniform or not), Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said will add a much needed dose of humor to the day.
The Cheating Game is written allowing all individuals to identify with the desire to save their relationship. Honesty is stressed along with open communication. While reading The Cheating Game, you will see yourself in the various examples. This book will make you want to take positive steps towards growth as a person and as a couple. It will be a revelation that transforms your life.