Stop Farting in the Pyramids: And Other Things I Never Thought I’d Say or Do on the Path Toward Adulthood

· Creators Publishing
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About this ebook

Make way for internationally syndicated humor writer Katiedid Langrock, whose self-deprecating, unabashed, wacky, charming, fun and brash style is on full display in this hand-picked collection of her weekly column, "Katiedid vs. ..."

Katiedid's immodest and cheeky take on pregnancy, motherhood, her own childhood shenanigans and her life adventures will have you laughing out loud.

Regarding a pathetic attempt at pole dancing as a form of exercise, she writes: "The instructor yelled at me to relish my femininity. I tried again. Bam! Face and floor met. I went home with a bruised ego. an even more bruised nose and nothing to show my eager husband."

She writes about sleep as only a parent could: "Sleep and I were never close -- second cousins at best. But in the past nine months, sleep and I have gone from cool acquaintances to full-on frienemies. ... She takes her sweet time to arrive -- primping her hair, I assume -- visits for only an hour or two and then disappears."

And of course, there's a chapter titled "Potty Humor."

 

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5.0
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Michael Heller
June 22, 2016
Katiedid is a very funny and engaging storyteller. Love it!
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About the author

Katiedid Langrock lives in Los Angeles with her main squeeze, two kids and a rabbit named Pig. For the past decade, Langrock has worked as a writer and story editor in the entertainment industry. You can see her most recent work on the television series "Project Mc2" and "Lalaloopsy."

She also created WriteInTheWild.com, where she uses her experiences as an adventure tour guide in the Australian Outback and years working as a story specialist to consult with writers and encourage them to access their optimum writing potential by taking a breather out in nature.

Langrock credits her family and friends for being by her side through every embarrassing moment -- and then encouraging her to write about it while insisting on their names being changed to protect the not-so-innocent.

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