Five Monkeys: Gender Bending Suspense, Sex & Satire
Kieran Galvin
Feb 2017 · Double Five Books
Ebook
297
Pages
About this ebook
NADIA WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO BE THE MAN SHE WAS.
Nadia Spencer is America’s favorite bi-racial cosmetic surgeon. She’s the UN Special Ambassador for Female Genital Mutilation, a mother to two wise-ass kids, and wife to the Republican candidate for Mayor of New York. She’s just launched her new book. He’s four weeks away from election day.
But Nadia wasn’t always a woman. And right now Nadia wants to be a man, again.
When the truth comes out, not even Kim Kardashian’s big fat ass is gonna knock Nadia Spencer off the front pages. Even if they stick candles in it and set her on fire.
If you like gender bending suspense, sex and satire, or if dark humor is your thing, this witty novel will keep you laughing and guessing.
Set in contemporary New York, it’s a funny book for adults, filled with observations and situations that will make you think twice and maybe challenge some of your own ideas about sexuality.
And you may be surprised when you find yourself cheering for two characters who push personal and political boundaries way beyond the limits.
FROM THE AUTHOR
If you buy this book, what can you expect? A great story with fascinating characters, and lots of twists and turns. It’s a page turner with hilarious dialogue - finding humor and empathy in situations with gay and transgender characters, drag queens, politicians, and TV chat show hosts. I promise it will be some of the highest quality writing you’ll find online. I want to hear you LAUGHING and make you CARE for all the characters - even when they do some things that might shock you. Careful, there are a few sexy scenes that might get your heart racing but they’ll really help you get inside the characters’ heads.
This is not a short book. At 75,000 words it’s around 320 pages, but it’s a fast read, because the action keeps moving and the dialogue is sharp. By the time you get to the happy but perverse ending I’m sure you’ll be very satisfied.
So, I hope you take this journey with me. I wrote this for readers like me - informed, global citizens, who love satire, irony, dark humor and clever comedy.
Nadia Spencer is America’s favorite bi-racial cosmetic surgeon. She’s the UN Special Ambassador for Female Genital Mutilation, a mother to two wise-ass kids, and wife to the Republican candidate for Mayor of New York. She’s just launched her new book. He’s four weeks away from election day.
But Nadia wasn’t always a woman. And right now Nadia wants to be a man, again.
When the truth comes out, not even Kim Kardashian’s big fat ass is gonna knock Nadia Spencer off the front pages. Even if they stick candles in it and set her on fire.
If you like gender bending suspense, sex and satire, or if dark humor is your thing, this witty novel will keep you laughing and guessing.
Set in contemporary New York, it’s a funny book for adults, filled with observations and situations that will make you think twice and maybe challenge some of your own ideas about sexuality.
And you may be surprised when you find yourself cheering for two characters who push personal and political boundaries way beyond the limits.
FROM THE AUTHOR
If you buy this book, what can you expect? A great story with fascinating characters, and lots of twists and turns. It’s a page turner with hilarious dialogue - finding humor and empathy in situations with gay and transgender characters, drag queens, politicians, and TV chat show hosts. I promise it will be some of the highest quality writing you’ll find online. I want to hear you LAUGHING and make you CARE for all the characters - even when they do some things that might shock you. Careful, there are a few sexy scenes that might get your heart racing but they’ll really help you get inside the characters’ heads.
This is not a short book. At 75,000 words it’s around 320 pages, but it’s a fast read, because the action keeps moving and the dialogue is sharp. By the time you get to the happy but perverse ending I’m sure you’ll be very satisfied.
So, I hope you take this journey with me. I wrote this for readers like me - informed, global citizens, who love satire, irony, dark humor and clever comedy.
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