Seriously Messed Up

Luke Young
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A jaded divorcee…A man looking for a fresh start…A frazzled pop star and a pair of her superfans…It's all seriously messed up!

Fresh off a horrendous date and with the ink barely dry on her divorce papers, Anne takes off on a getaway to her Tampa beach house. There she meets a sexy Italian entrepreneur who's exactly what she needs.

Eli is recently jobless, suddenly separated and somehow an inadvertent hero. After saving a popstar's life, he's rewarded with instant celebrity and, more importantly, a dream trip to the beach with two of her gorgeous and grateful superfans.

When Anne, Eli and the two young women are thrust together in the Sunshine State, will everything go horribly wrong or will Eli live out every mans’ dream?

It's a dream he desperately wants to turn into reality. Too bad his luck, his brain and his manhood aren't necessarily onboard.

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Luke Young
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Mar 14, 2017
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Pages
230
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English
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Genres
Fiction / Romance / Contemporary
Fiction / Romance / Romantic Comedy
Humor / Topic / Marriage & Family
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Book 2
In this special edition of Friends with Full Benefits, you get the first two books in the Friends with Benefits series. Try a romantic comedy that's heavy on the comedy and join the over one million readers who have laughed out loud. Dive head first into this hilarious and sexy series that's garnered more than 3000 five-star ratings between Amazon, Goodreads and the iBookstore.

For best-selling romance novelist Jillian Grayson, writer's block is a thing of the past now that her clandestine relationship with her son's best friend, Brian Nash, has lifted her out of a post-divorce funk. The prospect of breaking the news to her son seems daunting, but it's nothing compared to the nightmare of meeting Brian's superstrict, off-the-wall, disapproving parents. After Jillian, Brian and his younger brother Jim, learn an eye-opening secret about the Nash parents they all go scurrying back to Miami where Jillian's best friend Victoria finds Brian's sexy, but innocent college senior brother to be just what the doctor ordered. But when Jim comes on a little too seriously, will Victoria lose interest and return to her life of casual fun or will things get even more complicated?

Friends with Full Benefits is the second book in the sexy and hilarious series readers describe as The Girlfriends Guide to Divorce meets Sex And The City meets American Pie. If you like romantic comedy, sexy characters getting caught in compromising positions, off-the-wall explicit discussions and non-stop racy fun, then you'll love Luke Young's bestselling series.

 

Jen Mann
NATIONAL BESTSELLER

A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat
 
People I want to punch in the throat:
• anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer
• humblebraggers
• people who treat their pets like children
 
Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book.

Advance praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat
 
“People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened
 
“Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes
 
“Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves
 
“Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear


From the Trade Paperback edition.
Luke Young
I hate to be the one to break it to you...

...but there are probably like three good-looking billionaires on the planet. Generally speaking billionaires look a lot more like Bill Gates and Warren Buffet than Channing Tatum. Don't get me wrong, Bill and Warren are great guys, but no one is breaking out into a sweat thinking about either one of them. Now there aren't all that many Navy SEALs floating around either and the ones that are available are generally so busy being, well, Navy SEALs, that you'd be hard pressed to find one with some free time to date.

If you chuckled at the above and enjoy a little sex related humor, this short parody of all the billionaire and Navy SEAL romance novels may just be for you. If you didn't at least giggle and don't enjoy that type of humor, you probably should keep looking for your next read.

With that out of the way now on to the real book description...

Heir to a chocolate empire, Brock Fullman joins the elite Navy SEAL team in order to avenge the death of his high school sweetheart. With his billionaire family one bad day in the stock market away from the dreaded "Mm Mm Mm..." word (Yes Millionaire... he's the only family member who can actually say it), he's torn between the woman he must marry to guarantee his family's future and the new woman he secretly loves. Out for revenge, will he destroy the company, his family, himself and all those around him in the process?

Chocolate Covered Billionaire Navy SEAL is a short story (approximately 18,000 words) and falls somewhere in genre between a romantic comedy and contemporary romance parody.

The "SEALionaire" is sometimes off-the-wall absurd, sometimes steamy, but always funny. It contains explicit language, sexual content, features a hot, rich, let's call him unique, military man, a bitch we love to hate, lots of chocolate (some might argue too much) and a handful of not so bright terrorists. It's intended for mature audiences and a complete work with none of those pesky cliffhangers!

Luke Young
Thousands of five-star reviews. Over 1.5 million copies downloaded. The first three novels in the series readers are describing as "laugh out loud funny and sexy."

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Friends With Partial Benefits (Book 1)

Disillusioned divorcée and best-selling romance novelist Jillian Grayson suddenly can't write a chapter without her hunky male heartthrob suffering erectile dysfunction, an STD, or even worse. Brian Nash is great at tennis, but unlucky in love...and also the roommate and best friend of Jillian's son, Rob. When Rob brings Brian home for Spring Break, and Brian meets the surprisingly young and tennis passionate Jillian, their shared interest quickly develops into an intense mutual attraction. Will this unlikely pair give in to their sizzling attraction and become friends with benefits, or will they discover all of it is a really bad idea?

Friends With Full Benefits (Book 2)

For Jillian, writer's block is a thing of the past now that her clandestine relationship with her son's best friend, Brian, has lifted her out of a post-divorce funk. The prospect of breaking the news to her son seems daunting, but it's nothing compared to the nightmare of meeting Brian's super-strict, off-the-wall, disapproving parents. After Jillian, Brian and his younger brother Jim, learn an eye-opening secret about the Nash parents they all go scurrying back to Miami where Jillian's best friend Victoria finds Brian's sexy, but innocent college senior brother to be just what the doctor ordered. Will Victoria lose interest and return to her life of casual fun or will things get even more complicated?

Friends With More Benefits (Book 3)

As Jillian and Brian's destination wedding date nears, Jillian's just released novel's complicated success threatens to destroy their big day. Victoria finds it more and more difficult to hide her secrets and when they are finally exposed there is no shortage of collateral damage. When truths are revealed will the wedding be ruined, will Jillian's career survive and will everyone forgive Victoria?

What readers are saying...

"This book hooked me from the start. Not only is it funny, hot and a great read... it's funny, hot and a great read." Tara Sivec - USA Today best-selling author of Seduction and Snacks

"When you purchase this book, make sure you're well rested! You won't want to put it down and will be giggling long into the night!"; Angela McLaurin - The Indie Bookshelf

"Damn Mr. Young, you're funny. Really funny. Laugh-out-loud funny. And you write about sexy time with skill. Well done, mister."; Scandal - Scandalicious Book Reviews

"I love funny romances and had a great time reading this one. It was a perfect break from the overly intense YAs and the overly hot billionaire alphas."; Ana - Ana's Attic Book Blog

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