The Twelve Strippers of Christmas: A Collection of Naughty Holiday Treats

Griffyn Ink
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Sometimes the best presents unwrap themselves!

With a twist…

and a thrust…

and some break away snaps.


Grab some holiday cheer the naughty way with the bite-sized Christmas stories. Have fun with a sexy Santa Strip-O-Gram. Party with sassy strippers and skilled shifters. Get ready for surprises such as nude zero-grav ballet, and a Celtic drum band that bares all. And in every story? The romance you’ve been waiting for.

 

Ranging from short and sweet, to longer and *a-hem* hotter, this collection of holiday stories will bring you joy any time of year.



Partridge in Her Pear Tree

Sexy? Yes! HR nightmare? Definitely! But what else would you expect from a Christmas party at a personal pleasure device company? 


Perfect Cup

All Alexa wants is an attractive, British man named Tom, who drinks tea. Steamy.


Three French Cockerels

Welcome to Belvoir County Kentucky where they know not everyone celebrates Christmas, but everyone loves chicken, and they still argue over the secret of that famous secret recipe. 


Calling Bird

Ava is torn between one sexy rocker with a troubled past, and one responsible hunk who places her firmly in the friend zone.


Five Glowing Rings

Past life regression meets sexy hoop dancer. Amy is in Vegas to lick her wounds, instead she ends up licking a set of perfect abs.


Blaze and Glori

Whats a girl to do when she’s stuck on a holiday cruise with her family? Faced with douche-boys and cougar-hunts, Glori’s vacation is not off to a promising start. Fortunately, she keeps running into handsome passenger Blaze, who is definitely making her trip more interesting. 


Burlesque Cygnus

Innuendo will leave you reading between the lines in this super short tale with a paranormal twist.


More Than Want

Transporter St. Cyr picks up a passenger she cannot resist. Things heat up in outer space where its literally sex or death, when biology acts against St. Cyr.


Nine Ladies Dancing

Kyra is so done with what other people want from her, and she is tired of the fantasy where the gorgeous millionaire rescues the poor stripper. That only ever happens in the movies.


XXLL X-treme X-rated Lascivious Lords

A night out with friends is what Clary needs to take her mind off her failing relationship. But can she lose herself in the moment with a masked stripper and not think about Josh?


Piper’s Daughter

Rose finds out she is not free from her dead father’s control when its discovered his will requires her to be married by the end of the year of his death, or she’ll be homeless. High school crush Jimmy comes to the rescue with only two days left to the year.


Bang a Drummer

Cross dressing Lettie has the hots for a celtic drummer who is hiding an even bigger, hairier secret than the one she is.

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Griffyn Ink
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Published on
Oct 26, 2017
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Pages
320
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ISBN
9781937996710
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Holidays
Fiction / Romance / Fantasy
Fiction / Romance / Holiday
Fiction / Short Stories (single author)
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 Secrets are diseases, and my life is full of them.

Going back to where I grew up solved nothing. Coming back home brought no peace. And now—as I look over Anton's last piece of property—I still have no peace. 

My godfather's death brought a woman into my life. But a stupid argument ripped her away. I can't stop thinking about her. Wondering about her. Dreaming about her. All I know is I have to see her. I have to feel her body pressed against me again. 

Secrets are diseases, and my life is full of them.

But she isn't innocent either. And encounters in my hometown after a brawl in a bar make me wonder if my money is all she's after. Will she forgive the things I said? Can she look past the rumors and see the man I am now? Or are my assumptions of her true? 

One thing's for certain. One big, bold truth that keeps me up at night: I think I've fallen for the woman with the thick red hair and the eyes that sparkle with delight.


Warning: This is a steamy romance story that includes adult content suitable for readers 18+

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IRRESISTIBLY YOURS
I WISH YOU WERE MINE
SOMEONE LIKE YOU
I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE
I THINK I LOVE YOU

Don’t miss any of Lauren Layne’s hot reads:

The Love Unexpectedly series: BLURRED LINES | GOOD GIRL | LOVE STORY | WALK OF SHAME | AN EX FOR CHRISTMAS

The Sex, Love & Stiletto series: AFTER THE KISS | LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH | JUST ONE NIGHT | THE TROUBLE WITH LOVE

The Redemption series: ISN’T SHE LOVELY  | BROKEN | CRUSHED

The I Do, I Don’t series: READY TO RUN | RUNAWAY GROOM

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