From Text To Sex: How To Text Your Way To A Date Or A Hookup. VOL 1 Of What To Text A Girl You Like Series.

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Don’t Get Friend Zoned!

The techniques in this texting guide will: 

• Turn her ambivalence into an obsession. 
• Help you develop a sense of texting humor that makes hotties want to get with you. 
• Get that distant girl to pay more attention. 
• Provide common texting scenarios and solutions to keep her attention on you. 
• Avoid being friend-zoned. 
• Use “multiple threads” to avoid conversational dead-ends. 
• Dip into a catalog of 300+ witty pre-written texts when you can’t think of something yourself. 

The Art Of Flirty Texting: How To Make Girls Obsess Over You.


Step 1: 

USE WILDLY CLEVER WAYS TO GET HER PHONE NUMBER

(or get her to ask you for yours). 
See 10 ultra-smooth and entertaining examples of how to get her phone number. Like this one: 

You: Let me see your phone a sec. 
Her: Why? 
You: I want to take a picture of you so you can send it to me. (take pic) 
Her: Cool. What’s your number? 

Click on P. 15-20. to see more clever tactics. 

Step 2: 

IS SHE DISTANT? SPARK HER INTEREST.


Do it with fun, quirky texts that make her look forward to hearing the phone ding. Example: “Do you think naming two puppies Daft and Punk is a little over the top?" Learn the 9 Must-Know Tactics To Texting Girls Who Aren’t Showing Much Interest. You’ll have her panting for your next text and wanting to hang out with you in no time. It’s all on p. 25-36. 

Step 3: 

GET GIRLS TO CHASE YOU.


See dozens of “dialogues” showing you ways to ramp up the romantic tension. Comes with my “Text Timing Chart” –showing you how to time your texts, and how long to wait to respond to her. 

Step 4: 

TEXT SOMETHING WITTY.


Learn the 7 Biggest Texting Mistakes Most Guys Make (And how to avoid them). Try my catalog of 300+ irresistible, witty texts. They’ll capture her attention, peak her curiosity and set the stage for a strong attraction. 

Step 5: 

TURN HER ON.


The word-for-word suggestions in this guide to texting are GUARANTEED to make her look at you and think,“Tonight just got more interesting.” These flirty text message tips are all on Pages 47-85. 

Step 6: 

CALL HER.


Stop ‘texturbating!” You didn’t get her number to knit text threads into adorable little sweaters. Ask her to hang out! In this section you’ll learn the #1 rule of text romance: Call, don’t text, to ask her out. You won’t believe how impressive that is to girls used to guys hiding behind their texts. All on P. 29-42. 

Step 7: 

HOW TO HANDLE THAT FIRST PHONE CALL.


Prevent “conversation stalling” and awkward silences by using the “Multiple Threads” concept. Rephrase boring questions into interesting comments. Boring: “How many brothers and sisters do you have?” Interesting: “I bet you’re the youngest in your family.” You’ll also learn an amazing body language trick that projects warmth, confidence and sexiness over the phone. It’s all on P. 37-60. 

Step 8: 

POST-DATE TEXTING TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING.


You asked her out. Great. Date go well? Then use the text threads in this book to keep the charm offensive going. If the date didn’t go well (damn, boy, what did you do—tweet through dinner?!) and you still want to see her then read my chapter on “redemption texting.” Don’t want another date? (she was so boring at dinner the corn on the cob covered its ears?) See great examples of how to turn her down or turn her into a friend with benefits. 

Text Your Way Into Her Heart. Or Her Skirt.


Scroll up, click the buy button and get started. I see a condom in your future! 

This installment of How To Text A Girl is part of The Flirty Text Message Series.
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Can't Think Of Anything Flirty To Text That Cutie You Just Met?
Try one of the witty texts hand-picked by our team of writers and researchers. 
Classified by 19 dating circumstances, there are no cliches, lame poems or cheesy pickup lines. These are real texts we've tested on guys and girls. For example: 

You: STOP.
Likely reply: Stop what?

You: Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now.


Use our texts for other situations, too. Let's say you want to make the other person jealous. Try this:

You: You would NOT believe what happened to me last night!
Likely reply: What?
You: Oh, crap! Wrong person!


What if you just want to make somebody smile with a clever text? Try this: 

"I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it to my computer it says, “The Titanic is Syncing.”


Or if you want to pay them a teasing compliment? Try this: 


You: “This cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat cutie cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! 
Likely reply: ???
You: NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!



With The Flirty Text Message Helper you'll never write another boring text again! 
And because our texts are categorized by 19 common dating situations you'll find the perfect texts for your particular situation:


1. You Don’t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow
2. You Know They’re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty
3. You want to make them laugh.
4. Cute Ways Of Saying Hello After You’ve Texted a Couple of Times
5. Cute Ways of Saying Goodbye
6. Clever Questions That Make You More Interesting For Asking.
7. You Want To Play Hard To Get (Cocky Funny)
8. “Unclogger” Texts: Getting Him Or Her To Text You Back
9. Clever Questions To Ask When You Don’t Know How To Start A New Thread
10. You Want To Be Seen As Fun & Wacky
11. You Want To Be Seen As A Partier
12. Teasing: Taking The Hot Girl Or Guy Down A Peg Or Two
13. Insults: Mowing Down The Hot Girl Or Guy
14. You Want To Step It Up To A Phone Call
15. Dirty Flirty: You’ve had sex
16. Filthy Dirty: Texts That Would Scare Your Mom
17. You’re falling in love
18. You screwed up
19. Fun Phrases


The Flirty Text Message Helper Helps You Impress The People Who Impressed You!

Download It Today. Use It Tonight! 

If You’re Tired of Being Rejected and Having Absolutely No Luck with Women…

“Discover The Simple and Proven Techniques and Strategies That Will Make You Absolutely Irresistible to Beautiful Women…No Matter What You Look like or How Much Money You Have!”

 

Gain an Unfair Advantage Over the “competition” in the Game of Dating!

If you are a guy that has had no luck with women all your life, or have absolutely no idea about what you’re doing when it comes to asking a girl out or even going on a date with her…This letter is for you.

Because you are about to learn exactly what women find absolutely irresistible in a man and what you can easily do to stay on the mind of virtually every girl you meet!

- No need to go to the gym and get a six pack

- No need to give her beautiful flowers

- No need to take her to expensive restaurants

- No need to write her any poetry

I am NOT about to tell you to spend a ton of money on every girl you meet, write her poetry or even change yourself in any way! No, no, no. This guide is not about change, it’s about the simple and proven techniques and strategies that will make you attractive to women…

From: John

Dear Friend,

Dating is a game but 95% of the men out there have no idea how to play it. It’s true, dating is a numbers game and most guys’ chances of success are slim. Don’t get me wrong, everyone gets rejected…even the most attractive, hottest, richest most charming guys hear a “no” once in a while.

But that’s what dating is all about, it’s a numbers game, a game of chance and…

 …You Are About To Increase Your Chances Of Sweeping A Beautiful Woman Off Her Feet Ten Fold!

 

How do I know? Because this used to be my life’s story…

It’s funny when I think back to just a few months ago. I remember having no idea, no clue what so ever about what I was doing when trying to meet women. I was truly clueless, and like most men I had no idea why I was constantly getting rejected.  

But instead of giving up, which was not even an option, I started to learn. I started reading everything on the subject of dating and attracting women I could get my hands on. I’ve spent thousands of dollars on dating courses and tips and got rejected a 100 times over just so I can learn about what I’m doing wrong.

And after all that reading, listening to audio tapes and experience I have finally discovered the true methods and techniques to being successful in the dating game!

 Give Me Just A Few Minutes Of Your Time, And I Will Show You Exactly How You Too Can Have Beautiful Women Asking You For Your Phone Number!

Like I said, dating is a numbers game and you are about to turn the odds in your favor! This can easily be accomplished by actually knowing what women look for in a man, what they are attracted to and carrying yourself the right way around girls.

Because lets face it, dating is a very important game in your life…you might as well know how to play it!

Here is just a small taste of what you are about to discover:

- Why online dating is one of the easiest ways to meet beautiful women if you are shy and afraid of face to face rejection (more and more women are choosing the safe environment of online dating sites as a way to meet men).

- The qualities every woman no matter the race or age looks for and find absolutely irresistible in men. These qualities are not something you’re born with, in fact they are extremely easy to get!

- The absolute most important rules of the art of attraction. If you don't understand this, you are never going to be successful with women, no matter what you look like or how much money you have.

- How to easily get rid of your fear of approaching and meeting women! This is something a lot of us guys have a problem with, and yet it is so easy to overcome.

- How to become a first date professional.  You’ll need to learn this if you are planning on using this guide properly…because you will be going on a lot of first dates!

- Everything you need to know about using online dating sites the right way! From the first contact all the way to getting her to want to meet up with you.

- A guaranteed way to get her begging you for a second date.  You wont believe how powerful yet simple this technique is!

- How To Honestly Date Multiple Women At The Same Time With No One Getting Hurt In The Process (if you are looking to have fun but at the same time don’t want to hurt anyone this is something you absolutely must know).

- Why most women would rather have a “bad boy” instead of a nice caring guy that’s always there for her. And how you can be that “bad boy” without actually being bad.

- Why catering to her every need from the moment you meet her will absolutely kill your chances of being anything more than her “talking friend”.

- Why compliments will not always get you past the pick up line, and how to really get a woman’s attention when approaching her.

- Why what you think girls want and what you have always been told girls want (even by other women) is one of the biggest reasons most men’s chances of sweeping a beautiful woman of her feet are next to nothing.

- The 7 or so things a woman is really looking for when she meet a man.  This is exactly what 95% of men out there are missing when they are trying to pick up girls.

- The 14 essential rules you should always follow when dating. Follow these rules and your troubles with women are sure to disappear.

- A list of the hottest online dating websites that will help you get a date every day of the week!

- The complete guide to having a successful first date. Including where to go, how long to stay, what to talk about and how to behave.

- The 4 things you should never talk about or even mention on a first date (bring this stuff up and you’ll ruin everything!).

- Easy ways to tell if a woman is truly interested in you or just being nice.

- Easy ways to defeat your shyness and fear of approaching women that actually work!

- And Much, Much more!

I’ve read all the books, listened to all the tapes and studied all the dating courses. I’ve spent thousands of dollars and gotten rejected over a hundred times trying to figure out what really works when it comes to meeting beautiful women.

I’ve tried and tested all that I have learned, and now I know what really works and what women really find attractive! Sure, there are thousands of so called “sure” ways to try and attract women…but there are only a few that truly matter and work.

And that is exactly what you’ll get in the “How to seduce women” book.

So how much is the “How to seduce women” worth to you?

Remember, this guide will turn you from being shy and clueless around beautiful women to being a real pro. You will also learn what women really find attractive and how you can become the object of desire of all the beautiful women you want!

This guide is full of only the proven and tested techniques, advice and ways to become successful at dating. It contains no BS and nothing you don’t need, just straight to the point no fluff information on turning your dating life around. 

How much is this worth to you?

Just click on the order button, and you'll be reading the  “How to seduce women” minutes from now...

To Your Success,

John

PS: The sooner you get your hands on the  “How to seduce women”, the sooner you will learn what women really find attractive and become the object of every woman’s desire!

PPS: The ladies are waiting!


Do you make these mistakes that scare women away ? Do you just know them ?

Do you know the best well-kept secrets of attracting women ?

How to get action on the first date ?

To know more about how to get a girl to have sex with you then you just have to read this book now!!

 

 Dear Friend,

The Alpha male vision is not for everyone, and if you don’t have the guts to change your perception then you should not be an alpha male. The alpha male can attract women with the click of his fingers. Looks are certainly not all that matter for the alpha male. He focuses on giving his woman a complete package, including great voice and personality.

Through this e-book you would get comprehensive knowledge about becoming an alpha male. The idea is that you should simply implement these theories in practical life. This comprehensive guide would alter the way you perceive life, and dating. Now you don’t have to worry about rejections or not being able to go on a second date, but you should start worrying about keeping women at bay with these charming tricks.

So go ahead and become an alpha male to get noticed by women, to get wanted by women, and most importantly to feel good about you. It is high time that you gave up on feeling like a looser and become an achiever.

 

 Here is what you are about to discover:

- - Body language and the Alpha male

- - Alpha male get more success with boyfriend techniques

- - Create your fated encounters

- - Alpha males with girlfriends

- - Alpha males always stand tall

- - Get that girl to like you

- - Secrets revealed about women being attracted to good looking men

- - Body language mistakes that turn off women

- - Conversing with attractive women

- - Alpha men can get their women's trust

- - The chief secret behind striking body language

- - Key factors to avoid being nervous around women

- - You are not too short or ugly to attract women

- - Get treated the way you want, from any woman

- - How to get a girl to have sex with you on the first date?

 

To become an Alpha male and know more about attracting girls to you, then you have to know the underlying concepts of this e-book.

To know more about how to get a girl to have sex with you then you just have to read this book now!!

How much is this worth to you?

Just click on the order button, and you'll be reading the  “How to become an Alpha Male” minutes from now...


To Your Success,

John

PS: The sooner you get your hands on the  “How to become an Alpha Male”, the sooner you will learn what women really find attractive and become the object of every woman’s desire!

PPS: The ladies are waiting!


Fix Your Relationship Today!“Discover How You Can Rekindle The Feelings Of Love And Live Life Like It Used To Be Back Then!”These Hidden Techniques Will Teach You How To Spice Things Up Again And Get Her/Him Back To You!

 

Dear Friend,

Do you yearn for that old feeling again? Do you want things to return back to like it was last time?

Let’s face it, almost everyone in the world is going to say that it is impossible.

But if you learn and apply certain techniques to patch things up, even impossible tasks become easy.

Here’s the fact:

If you don’t tap into these tools for mending relationships, you'll live a life of regret forever!

Ask yourself, have you ever faced any of these problems in your life?

- Feeling totally helpless when it comes to lost love?
- Things never work out the way you want...
- You've been heart broken one too many times...
- You are totally clueless when it comes to mending old and existing relationships?

Well, you are not alone. I’ve once walked down this lost path and I told myself that I would do whatever it takes to figure out the key to fixing things.

And after years of research, I’ve finally come up with the ultimate solution.

Introducing…Rekindling The FlameThe Surefire Guide To Winning Back Your Ex Even If All Hope Is Lost

Here’s an overview of this relationship mending guide:

- With these tools, you’ll be able to rekindle the old feelings of love.

- You'll learn the secrets of getting him/her back into your arms again.

- You'll also tap into the secrets of strengthening your soul to face the hardships of relationships.

Let me shed some light on some things that may be on your mind:

Will this help me get results fast?

Short answer: Absolutely! This manual is all about helping you effectively progress fast using tested and proven techniques!

Will I be able to implement these strategies easily?

Most definitely! The steps to these proven goal setting strategies have been mapped out clearly in this guide so that anyone – whether a novice or beginner can start using and achieving results fast!

Wow, this is too good to be true! Will this cost me a bomb?

Here’s the good news, NO. I want everybody to be able to have access to these great relationship mending tools because I knew what it was like struggling as a heart broken person, struggling to get my lover back.

If you’re still sitting on the fence, here’s 5 great reasons to invest in Rekindling The Flame.

1.  You’ll never have that feeling of loneliness ever again.

2.  These secret techniques for mending relationships are only known by a select few top relationship gurus.

3.  Thousands of hours are wasted just because people fail to utilize the power of these tools to jump start their progress. Isn't it time you changed things?

4.  Your friends will be begging you to tell them your secrets to success!

5.  With your new found love, you'll feel empowered to face life once again!

So how much will this cost you? 
REAL WORLD VALUE = $97 


But hey, like I said. I want EVERYBODY to be able to afford this amazing lover's manual.

So, I’ve decided to lower the costs of this product. So... Enjoy !

 

Best Wishes,

P.S Remember, It’s not how much you stand to gain, but how much you stand to lose out by not taking action.

P.P.S If you’re sick of others telling you that you can’t succeed in your love life, It’s high time you showed them whose boss!


 “A wellness strategy that changes the way you think about food. Alvear’s writing style and the structure of his book make for an easy read and, more importantly, easy use in daily life.”

               -- Kirkus Reviews

 Use proven psychological strategies to reduce cravings, eliminate overeating, “shrink” your stomach and help you eat in moderation.

• Cut Up To 90% Of Your Snacking Without Feeling Cheated. Use Habituation and Systematic Desensitization to dramatically cut how much you eat without feeling deprived.  Psychologists use these treatments to get people off Vicodin and Xanax. Imagine how well they work on chips and cookies.

 

• Control Your Cravings With Delayed Gratification Techniques That Teach Discipline Without Suffering.   Based on famed psychologist Walter Mischel’s “Marshmallow” experiments, they will painlessly help you master self-control.

 

•  Eat Healthier Without Forcing Yourself To Eat What You Don’t Like.  Use the “Nutrilicious” concept to make healthier choices without sacrificing taste or preferences.

 

This book is about how I lost 14 pounds and 2 waist sizes and kept it off for 25 years without ever going on a diet. Inspired by Walter Mischel’s iconic The Marshmallow Test, Eat It Later is a science-based, psychological approach to developing weight-reducing eating habits. It chronicles how I did it and lays out a plan for how you can too.

 

Learn Techniques For Eating Less Without Feeling Deprived. 

Today, I don't eat three Oreos at a sitting and force myself from the table, biting my fist and longing for the 16 I used to eat.  I am as satisfied with three as I used to be with 16.  Habituation, desensitization and delayed gratification techniques stopped my mindless eating and painlessly “shrank” my stomach so that I could eat much smaller portions without feeling cheated or deprived.

 

Like most people, I thought, “eating in moderation” was code for “you’ll never feel full again.” I thought portion control meant pain management. I thought volume reduction meant perpetual dissatisfaction.  I was wrong.  If you make the kind of tiny, systematic reductions I show you in this book, your body will adapt to the new normal without any pain or suffering.

 

Learn The Keys To Self-Control.     

You are not going to get a list of foods to eat or avoid.  Or recipes or meal suggestions.  I am not going to ask you to count calories, fat, carbs or sugar.  I am not going to propose some wild new theory about weight gain. I am simply going to show you how to permanently change the amount of food you eat. And to do it with strategies identified by researchers and psychologists as the keys to self-control—habituation, systematic desensitization and delayed gratification techniques. 

 

Ever Finish A Bagel And Say, “Why Did I Eat It–I Wasn’t That Hungry?”

You do that because you don’t have an intuitive eating system that separates no/low cravings from high cravings. Eat It Later shows you mindful eating techniques that take about 3 seconds to separate low from medium and high cravings.

 

Say Goodbye To Will Power Fatigue. 

Diets force you to white-knuckle your way through 5-alarm cravings and leave the table feeling hungry and deprived. But with habituation, desensitization and delayed gratification techniques you will never experience will power fatigue because there is nothing to be fatigued about—you will have what you like but through an intuitive eating mindset.

 

About The Author Of This Weight Loss Habit Development Guide.

Michael Alvear has been studying habit development in the self help heath/weight loss category for decades.  He perfected his mindful eating approach 25 years ago. “Eating mindfully,” he likes to say in his seminars, “is a habit, not an event.”

 

You Don’t Need To Diet If You Change Your Eating Habits. Download This Book Today & Start Changing Your Eating Habits Tonight.

Can't Think Of Anything Flirty To Text That Cutie You Just Met?
Try one of the witty texts hand-picked by our team of writers and researchers. 
Classified by 19 dating circumstances, there are no cliches, lame poems or cheesy pickup lines. These are real texts we've tested on guys and girls. For example: 

You: STOP.
Likely reply: Stop what?

You: Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now.


Use our texts for other situations, too. Let's say you want to make the other person jealous. Try this:

You: You would NOT believe what happened to me last night!
Likely reply: What?
You: Oh, crap! Wrong person!


What if you just want to make somebody smile with a clever text? Try this: 

"I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it to my computer it says, “The Titanic is Syncing.”


Or if you want to pay them a teasing compliment? Try this: 


You: “This cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat cutie cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! 
Likely reply: ???
You: NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!



With The Flirty Text Message Helper you'll never write another boring text again! 
And because our texts are categorized by 19 common dating situations you'll find the perfect texts for your particular situation:


1. You Don’t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow
2. You Know They’re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty
3. You want to make them laugh.
4. Cute Ways Of Saying Hello After You’ve Texted a Couple of Times
5. Cute Ways of Saying Goodbye
6. Clever Questions That Make You More Interesting For Asking.
7. You Want To Play Hard To Get (Cocky Funny)
8. “Unclogger” Texts: Getting Him Or Her To Text You Back
9. Clever Questions To Ask When You Don’t Know How To Start A New Thread
10. You Want To Be Seen As Fun & Wacky
11. You Want To Be Seen As A Partier
12. Teasing: Taking The Hot Girl Or Guy Down A Peg Or Two
13. Insults: Mowing Down The Hot Girl Or Guy
14. You Want To Step It Up To A Phone Call
15. Dirty Flirty: You’ve had sex
16. Filthy Dirty: Texts That Would Scare Your Mom
17. You’re falling in love
18. You screwed up
19. Fun Phrases


The Flirty Text Message Helper Helps You Impress The People Who Impressed You!

Download It Today. Use It Tonight! 

Master The Greatest Challenge You Face As A Writer:  Constant Rejection

This book shows newbies, midlisters, self-published and best selling authors how to transcend painful obstacles like rejected manuscripts, bad reviews, insulting advances and poor sales.  Using the latest studies in building grit and resiliency you’ll cultivate the inner strength needed to push through adversity and thrive under pressure.  


Are you an unpublished author who just received your 24th rejection letter? Did your latest book get a string of 1-star reviews? Are you a midlister whose book signing attracted five people?  Are you a best selling author who got half the advance you expected because your last two books didn’t do well? 


ALL authors have to deal with constant rejection. It is an occupational hazard. What danger is to a cop, rejection is to a writer--always hanging in the air dripping with possibility. 


If you don’t learn to deal with rejection in a constructive way it has the potential to destroy your writing career.  It will make you think you’re no good.  Question your worth. Cause you to give up.  Give you writer’s block. Burden you with anxiety and depression.  This guide will help you cultivate resiliency by:


Developing A Coping Strategy For Failure

Learn how to cultivate what psychologists call the “ultimate strategy” in building a higher threshold for failure: An “Empowered self-explanatory style.”


Using Your Brain Circuitry To Change The Way You React To Rejection

Wondering why you gloss over 99 positive Amazon reviews and fixate on the lone negative one?  Neuroscientists believe we are wired to perceive social rejection as a mortal threat.  Learn proven ways to neutralize the brain’s explosive reaction to rejection and build neural networks that form the basis of a bulletproof consciousness.   


Emotional First Aid:  Managing The Pain Of Rejection 

Discover the 48 Hour Sulking Rule and counter-intuitive strategies like “extinction” to move past the pain of major rejections.  Then find out about cutting-edge strategies that show you how to manage emotional pain the way you do physical pain.


Ruminations: Dealing With Rejections You Can’t Seem To Get Over

Learn the three-step approach studies show calmed people better than talk therapy.


How To Handle Critics, Criticism, And Bad Reviews

Discover how dozens of writers deal with bad reviews—the insights they uncovered and the actions they take.  Then find out how research discovered that bad reviews aren’t a death sentence to your book, how they are often discounted by the public, and finally, nine healthy ways to inoculate yourself from their effects.  


When Good Things Happen To Other Writers:  Treating Poison Envy

Your friend’s success isn’t the cause of your envy; it’s the trigger.  Find out what experts believe is the real driver of a writer’s jealousy and how to use that knowledge to heal yourself from the pain and anger.  You’ll also learn how to use envy as a change agent and how to tame the natural proclivity to compare yourself against other writers.


Taming The Biggest Critic Of All:  YOU.  

We need our inner critic because it’s the CEO of Quality Control—it stops us from writing crap and getting publicly humiliated.  But do we need its harshness and cruelty?  Learn how a Nobel Prize winner’s work on loss aversion can turn an inner voice of self-persecution into an inner consciousness of self-empowerment.  


At It For Years With Little To Show For It?  Dealing With Chronic Frustration

A newbie who can’t break in. A stalled midlister. A best seller sliding into irrelevancy. Years of frustration and disappointment can dig tunnels in your fortitude. How do you climb out of the vat of cynicism and despair?  By getting clear on what drives all creative people.


 Gay sex advice expert Michael Alvear shows women how to get more pleasure out of giving blowjobs. With the masterful techniques in this book, blowjobs will become a critical way of satisfying YOUR sexual desires, not just his.



There Is No Point In Giving A Blow Job Unless It’s Sexually Satisfying For YOU. 
The fun starts by cultivating and enhancing a deep desire for masculinity’s er, Main Representative. What turns you on about a hard penis? It’s shape? Its size? Its strength? Its ability to make you feel submissive? Dominant? Alvear’s insights will ignite your desire to get up close and personal with your partner’s penis so that you fulfill your pleasure not just his.

Introducing The Selfish Blowjob. 
We know what your partner gets out of it, but what about you? Sure, “The pleasure of giving” is important, but it’s also possible to receive sexual pleasure from the act. In the selfish blowjob pleasure is distributed evenly but tilted to your favor. 

Techniques That’ll Light You Up Like An All-Night Liquor Store!
Learn the one technique that will make you stand out like peacock among common poultry. It’s a mind-blowing approach called “The Peacock Technique.” It will leave your partner gasping for more, deepen your bonds and provide YOU with unbridled pleasure. You’ll also learn:

• How to sniff a body part that will dramatically increase your libido. And no, it’s not his penis! This tip comes from several studies by neuroscientists at the University of California at Berkeley. 
• 10 approaches to blowjobs designed to arouse YOU.
• 3 approaches that can get YOU close to orgasm as you give oral.
• The 6 best positions for YOUR comfort.
• Clever ways to get your mouth wetter so that his penis feels sexier inside you.
• Painless ways of getting rid of your gag reflex.
• How to get more pleasure out of uncircumcised guys.
• Special approaches for “unusual” penises—the ones that are curved or pierced.

Techniques That’ll Make Him Flail Like A Deer Trapped In A Minivan
• A French tongue technique that reduces men to tears.
• New twists on the famous “Sloppy diamond,” “W” and “Pointillism” methods.
• 7 delicious ways to stimulate his testicles (like the “cup & coddle”).
• “Suspense & Resolution” techniques that’ll bang him like a gong.
• How to externally stimulate his prostate for more explosive orgasms.
• The 5 must-know techniques for illustrious handjobs.
• A mouth exercise that’ll help you blow him till his kingdom comes.

See The 20 Most Beautiful Erect Penises In The World
Our all-woman editorial team scoured hundreds of websites, picked the top 50 pictures and put them to a vote. Why? To whet your appetite for the meal to come! Enjoy your soup!

A Simple Technique To Make His Penis More Attractive To You
According to the only study ever done on women’s preferences, the second most important characteristic about the appearance of a penis is one that your partner can change. This chapter shows you how. 

Get Insights From Dozens Of Women Who Give Oral For Their Own Pleasure. 
Read informative stories, liberating insights and clever takes from women of all ages and races on the subject of blowjobs. The perfect addition to the author’s gay male point of view.

WATCH The 20 Most Erotic Woman-Centered Blowjob GIFS & Videos. 
Learn the best techniques from the finalists in our “most erotic” category. These GIFS and videos were specifically chosen because they showcase a woman’s pleasure (not the degrading or humiliating scenes so common in made-for-men porn).

Oh, SWELL! 
Learn how to enjoy a hard penis on your terms, without feeling pressured to do or act in ways that aren’t comfortable, comforting or sexually exciting! Turn a chore into a choice by emphasizing YOUR pleasure, not just your partner’s.

This Book Will Show You How To Eliminate All Pain From Anal Sex So That You Can:


• Become a more adventurous lover.
• Add a new dimension to sexual play.
• Have more intense orgasms.
• Experience your partner in a completely different way.
• Explore a side of yourself that you haven’t given yourself permission to try.
• Become more sensuous and sexually versatile.

Are you resisting your partner’s wishes for anal sex because you’re afraid of the pain? 
You’re probably thinking about anal sex with “anticipatory pain” (the expectation that it’s going to hurt a lot). Or maybe you’ve tried anal intercourse and the pain was all too real and all too much. Either way, you end up disappointing your partner and robbing yourself of intensely pleasurable experiences.

Anal Sex Is Not The Sexual Equivalent Of Walking Over Hot Coals.



You don’t have to put yourself through hell to get to the other side. You just have to use The Sexhalation Method. It’s a new technique developed with the help of a team of experts I met while writing my national sex column and hosting the HBO series, The Sex Inspectors. They include a yoga guru, an expert in respiratory psychophysiology, and specialists in colo-rectal anatomy. 

The Sexhalation Method combines systematic desensitization, pattern breathing, progressive muscle relaxation and sexual imagery to help you achieve what you thought wasn’t possible—anal sex without pain. This is your chance to experience an erotic thrill without any of the pain you’ve associated with it.

In addition to The Sexhalation Method you’ll learn:


• How to combine the best position with the best angle of entry.
• How to resolve emotional blocks that stop you from trying or enjoying anal sex. 
• How your butt is built so you can avoid the three main points of pain.
• The secret to getting yourself squeaky clean on the inside.
• Learn about a device that’s better than a douche or an enema.
• Get a guided tour of a pain-free anal sex session between Susan and her partner Steven. It’s a beginner’s real-time, step-by-step guide to anal sex that will light you up like an all-night liquor store!

Find out how The Sexhalation Method can take your sex life to the next level.


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