Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters: Mobs, Creepers, Skeletons, and More

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Jokes for Minecrafters: Mobs, Creepers, Skeletons, and More is the second book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which boasts more than eight hundred jokes. The jokes inside poke fun at everything Minecraft from ghasts to Endermen. All of your favorite parts of the Minecraft game are included in the book and the jokes will make you giggle like you’ve never giggled before!

Inside you will find uproarious jokes like:

Why don’t they have Knock, Knock jokes in Minecraft?
Because Hostile Mobs don’t knock on your door—they blow it up!

What do you get when you cross an Endermen with a creeper?
A teleporting bomb.

For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!
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About the author

Michele C. Hollow is an award-winning writer who learned about Minecraft from her son, Jordon. She blogs at Pet News and Views and is the author of several children’s books. She has absolutely no sense of humor, which her husband and son find ironic, but she doesn’t get. She lives in South Orange, New Jersey.

Jordon P. Hollow plays Minecraft every chance he gets. An avid reader, especially on the subject of Minecraft. Jordon loves mac ‘n cheese, grilled cheese, and Tastycake pies. He is a high school student and lives in South Orange, New Jersey.

Steven M. Hollow is an accomplished writer, actor, storyteller, puppeteer, and teaching artist. He began playing video games with the original introduction of Pong and plans to move on to other video games once he figures out how to move the paddles. He lives in South Orange, New Jersey.
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Publisher
Simon and Schuster
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Published on
Feb 2, 2016
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Pages
176
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ISBN
9781510706361
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Language
English
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Genres
Computers / Digital Media / Video & Animation
Games & Activities / Role Playing & Fantasy
Games & Activities / Video & Electronic
Juvenile Nonfiction / Adventure & Adventurers
Juvenile Nonfiction / Computers / Entertainment & Games
Juvenile Nonfiction / Computers / Internet
Juvenile Nonfiction / Games & Activities / Video & Electronic Games
Juvenile Nonfiction / Humor / General
Juvenile Nonfiction / Humor / Jokes & Riddles
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Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes!

Inside you will find hilarious jokes like:

Why did the slime stay home?
He had no place to goo!

How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him?
He could see right through him.

For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs!

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