My Diarrhe

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From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Selp-Helf comes the “leaked” diary of YouTube comedic personality Miranda Sings.

Taped together so the world can read all about her life through her eyes, My Diarrhe includes pages from Miranda’s baby book, poems from her years as an emotional teen, secrets from her dating life, and stories from her rise to fame. As Miranda herself says, “It has every single secret about my life in it. My first kiss, my first period, stories about secret family members, secret photos of other celebrities, etc... so don’t read it!”
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YouTube personality Miranda Sings, created by comedian Colleen Ballinger, is a hilariously underwhelming “singer, model, and magician.” Known for her comically toneless singing, terrible advice, and in-your-face red lipstick (applied well outside of her lips, of course), Miranda never fails to elicit hysterical laughter. From collaboration with super "Mirfanda" Jerry Seinfeld, to drawing millions of fans around the world to live performances, to creating, producing, writing and starring in two seasons of her own Netflix Original Series, Haters Back Off, Miranda dominates both the “innernet” scene and live audiences all over the world.

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Publisher
Simon and Schuster
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Published on
Jul 10, 2018
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Pages
224
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ISBN
9781501192180
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Language
English
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Genres
Humor / Form / Parodies
Humor / Form / Pictorial
Humor / Topic / Internet & Social Media
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This content is DRM protected.
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