Femme Fatale-ish

· Mozaika Publications
13 reviews

About this ebook

My name is Blue—insert a mood-related joke here—and I’m a femme fatale in training. My goal is to join the CIA. Unfortunately, I have a tiny issue with birds, and the closest I’ve come to my dream is working for a government agency that’s disturbingly up-to-speed on everyone’s sexts, rants in private Facebook groups, and secret family chocolate-chip cookie recipes.

I know I’m a spy cliché, that agent who works at a desk but craves fieldwork. However, I have a plan: I’m going to infiltrate the secretive Hot Poker Club, where I’ve spotted a mysterious, sexy stranger who I’m convinced is a Russian spy.

And once I'm in? All I have to do is seduce the presumed spy without falling for him, so I can expose his true identity and prove my femme fatale bona fides to the CIA. I never lose concentration at work, so that'll be an absolute breeze for me. Oh, and did I mention he's sexy?

I’m doing it for my country, not my ovaries, I pinky swear.

WARNING: Now that you’ve finished reading this, your device will self-destruct in five seconds.

NOTE: This is a standalone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a quirky, spy-movie-obsessed heroine, a scorching hot maybe-Russian, several terrifying tales about birds, and lots of text debates about the relative cuteness of animals. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run far, far away. Otherwise, buckle up for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.

13 reviews
Carla VanZandt
January 18, 2022
This was a fun, steamy read that was super hot for what is essentially a slow burn before this couple actually get down to the down and dirty. Blue was hilarious as we live inside her head, that is really almost more than anyone should be expected to do, but fortunately her quirkiness adds to her overall cute factor. I love how this author has given each of the girls in the Hyman family a particular issue they have to try to live with. Blue’s had me rolling with laughter. The addition of her feline friend had me looking wonderingly at my own furry fellows. I couldn’t help but wonder about Max and what he was hiding even as I was chuckling over all the insane situations being with Blue was putting him in. This was one time that not having the hero’s point of view was truly the way to go as Blue is investigating Max making this one wild mystery. This definitely has a raunchy factor as the author mentions in the blurb and I have to admit that this particular book did push my boundaries a bit more than the previous books by these authors. However, there is so much more about it that I love and adore. No way am I going to miss it!
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January 28, 2022
Misha Been is up to some antics with Blue Hyman!!! Oh man, just that name has me chuckling, and thinking of so many jokes. She works for No Such Agency, and is incredibly smart. She is trying to confirm if Max is a spy, but she's NOT a spy, so trying to spy on him is hilarious. The antics, the witty remarks makes me feel like I'm in Blue's head, and I absolutely loved this book! It got me out of head, away from my stress, and gave me some laugh out loud chuckles to go along with it. Please note that I did receive an ARC of this book and the opinions expressed in this review are own.
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Vicki Stephens
January 19, 2022
This book is another creative and unique romantic comedy by the dynamic duo of Anna Zaires and Dima Zales who write together under the name of Misha Bell. The characters include Blue, who wants to be a spy but has her own unique personality quirks, and Maxim, who is the mysterious man who she believes may be a Russian agent but is not quite sure. Their wacky story is filled with bird phobias, banter, and hilarious situations guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. I highly recommend this crazy and fun rom-com. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
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I love writing humor (often the inappropriate kind), happy endings (both kinds), and characters quirky enough to be called oddballs (because… balls).

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