Normal for Norfolk (The Thelonious T. Bear Chronicles)

The Thelonious T. Bear Chronicles

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Pub landlords are being murdered in Norfolk!

Thelonious T. Bear, ursine photojournalist, leaves behind the big city life of London to take an assignment in the Norfolk countryside, where he hopes to find the real England. Instead he stumbles upon gastro-pubs, crazed Audi drivers and murder. As the hapless Thelonious keeps ending up in the wrong place at the wrong time, he attracts the attention of Detective Chief Inspector Horatio Sidebottom of Norfolk Constabulary CID, who’s determined to tie Thelonious to the crimes. Add in a pair of hoods from London’s East End, celebrity TV chef Paolo Louis Black, and plenty of oddball local characters and it all adds up to a madcap journey through England’s most quirky county, where everything is normal for Norfolk!

“For anyone who’s ever wondered what Paddington at Large would have been like if it had been written by Raymond Chandler—and who hasn’t?—Mitzi Szereto has the answer. Like Philip Marlowe, Szereto’s Thelonious T. Bear is a modern knight errant who plays it cool even as the light of suspicion shines on him. And like Paddington, he’s short of stature and long on charm. If you like your sleuths tough, cynical and cute as a button, Normal for Norfolk is the book for you.”—Steve Hockensmith, author of Holmes on the Range and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls

"A rural crime novel I found approachable and engaging, featuring an oddly detached hero who just happens to be a small bear…. I enjoyed my visit to Norfolk and I could certainly bear another outing (sorry)!"—The American magazine
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About the author

Mitzi Szereto (mitziszereto.com) is an author and anthology editor of multi-genre fiction and non-fiction. Her books include The Thelonious T. Bear Chronicles cozy mystery series co-written with celebrity author bear Teddy Tedaloo; Oysters and Pearls: Collected StoriesPhantom: The Immortal (co-authored with Ashley Lister); The Wilde Passions of Dorian GrayPride and Prejudice: Hidden LustsGetting Even: Revenge StoriesDying For It: Tales of Sex and Death Love, Lust and ZombiesThrones of Desire: Erotic Tales of Swords, Mist and Fire and Red Velvet and Absinthe.


Teddy Tedaloo (teddytedaloo.com) is co-author of The Thelonious T. Bear Chronicles novels. A celebrity teddy bear, trendsetter and world traveler, he’s also the publisher and editor of the online newspaper The Teddy Tedaloo Times and the production assistant extraordinaire/co-star of Mitzi TV. Popular in social media circles such as Twitter and Facebook, he’s known for his entertaining commentary as well as being an animal welfare advocate. 

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Thelonious T. Bear Books
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Published on
Jul 1, 2012
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Pages
226
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Animals
Fiction / General
Fiction / Mystery & Detective / Amateur Sleuth
Fiction / Mystery & Detective / Cozy
Fiction / Mystery & Detective / General
Fiction / Satire
Humor / General
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