Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance

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USA Today Bestselling Romantic Comedy Series

There are three things you need to know about Janie Morris: 1) She is incapable of engaging in a conversation without volunteering TMTI (Too Much Trivial Information), especially when she is unnerved, 2) No one unnerves her more than Quinn Sullivan, and 3) She doesn't know how to knit.

After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up like a pair of shoes you lust after but can't afford. The last thing she expects is for Quinn- the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies- to make her an offer she can't refuse.

This is a full-length, 115k word novel and is the first book in the Knitting in the City series.

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From the NEW YORK TIMES, WALL STREET JOURNAL, & USA TODAY bestselling series

Sienna Diaz is everyone’s favorite “fat” funny lady. The movie studio executives can’t explain it, but her films are out-grossing all the fit and trim headliners and Hollywood’s most beautiful elite. The simple truth is, everyone loves plus-sized Sienna. 

But she has a problem, she can’t read maps and her sense of direction is almost as bad as her comedic timing is stellar. Therefore, when Sienna’s latest starring role takes her to the Great Smoky Mountains National Park she finds herself continually lost while trying to navigate the back roads of Green Valley, Tennessee. Much to her consternation, Sienna’s most frequent savior is a ridiculously handsome, charming, and cheeky Park Ranger by the name of Jethro Winston. 

Sienna is accustomed to high levels of man-handsome, so it’s not Jethro’s chiseled features or his perfect physique that make Sienna stutter. It’s his southern charm. And gentlemanly manners. And habit of looking at her too long and too often. 

Sienna has successfully navigated the labyrinth of Hollywood heart-throbs. But can she traverse the tenuous trails of Tennessee without losing her head? Or worse, her heart?

*****

Read the entire Winston Brothers series!
Beauty and the Mustache Book #0.5 USA Today Bestseller
Truth or Beard Book #1 USA Today Bestseller
Grin and Beard It #2 USA Today Bestseller
Beard Science #3 USA Today Bestseller
Beard in Mind #4 USA Today Bestseller
Dr. Strange Beard #5 New York Times Bestseller
Beard with Me #5.5 (Coming September 2019)
Beard Necessities #6 (Coming October 2019)

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From the NEW YORK TIMES, WALL STREET JOURNAL, & USA TODAY bestselling series

Make a deal with the devil and you might get what you want, but will it be what you need? 

Jennifer Sylvester wants one thing, and that one thing is NOT to be Tennessee’s reigning Banana Cake Queen. Ever the perpetual good girl and obedient daughter, Jennifer is buckling under the weight of her social media celebrity, her mother’s ambitions, and her father’s puritanical mandates. Jennifer is officially desperate. 

And desperate times call for Cletus Winston. 

Cletus Winston is a puzzle wrapped in a mystery covered in conundrum sauce, and now he’s in a pickle. Despite being convinced of his own omniscience, extortion by the exalted Banana Cake Queen of Green Valley has taken him completely by surprise. So... what’s a maniacal mastermind to do? 

Likely, the last thing you expect. 

'Beard Science' is the third book in the Winston Brothers series, is a full-length romantic comedy novel, and can be read as a standalone.


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Read the entire Winston Brothers series!
Beauty and the Mustache Book #0.5 USA Today Bestseller
Truth or Beard Book #1 USA Today Bestseller
Grin and Beard It #2 USA Today Bestseller
Beard Science #3 USA Today Bestseller
Beard in Mind #4 USA Today Bestseller
Dr. Strange Beard #5 New York Times Bestseller
Beard with Me #5.5 (Coming September 2019)
Beard Necessities #6 (Coming October 2019)

*****

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Publisher
Cipher-Naught
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Published on
Jun 17, 2013
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Pages
270
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ISBN
9780989281010
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Romance / Clean & Wholesome
Fiction / Romance / Contemporary
Fiction / Romance / General
Fiction / Romance / Romantic Comedy
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