Crap Dates: Disastrous Encounters from Single Life

Chronicle Books
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A good date can be exhilarating: a shared joke, an improbable spark, long moments of gazing fondly into each other's eyes. Not so for the dating disasters featured in this collection of laugh-out-loud actual tweets about the most terrible evenings imaginable. From seriously unwelcome confessions, to dousing dates in wine, to bringing them back to creepy apartments to meet favorite stuffed animals, here are the funniest and most alarming reports from dating's front lines. Along the way, author Rhodri Marsden offers tips on how to identify and avoid the worst of the bad daters, including married men, blatant liars, deluded optimists, and more. This harrowing collection of real nightmare dates will amuse anyone who's suffered through one of cupid's off nights.
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Rhodri Marsden writes for the Independent newspaper and is a connoisseur of crap dates. He lives in London.

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Publisher
Chronicle Books
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Published on
Sep 10, 2013
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Pages
124
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ISBN
9781452132051
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Language
English
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Genres
Humor / Topic / Adult
Humor / Topic / Men, Women & Relationships
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