F for Effort: More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

Chronicle Books
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From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a brand new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and homework hiccups. Featuring gems from elementary school ("two halves make a whale"), middle grades (Q: What does "germinate" mean? A: To become a German citizen), and high school (Q: Fossil fuels are usually associated with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock), these 250 examples of creative invention are sure to charm anyone who has had to bluff or blunder their way through a test.
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About the author

Richard Benson is the author of several humor books. He lives in London.

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Publisher
Chronicle Books
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Published on
Jun 29, 2012
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Pages
128
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ISBN
9781452119267
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Language
English
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Genres
Humor / Form / Anecdotes & Quotations
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This content is DRM protected.
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Eligible for Family Library

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