My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome: Quickies 1-3

Rosen Trevithick
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In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, 65-year-old, straight-laced Betty tries her hand at writing an erotic novel. However, with little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal and seeks help in the most unexpected places.

When she finds her elderly mother-in-law with nipple clamps dangling from her earlobes, the suburban housewife realises she’s a corrupting influence and hangs up her pen. However, the demands of her greedy family force Betty to sell the film rights to her novel – on one condition: she has no part in the creation of such revolting cinematic filth.

Finally, after a lengthy courtship, Betty is finally ready to cement her love. Mistakenly believing she’s found the ideal setting for her romantic getaway, Betty books a night at the elusive Exotic Aristocrat Boutique.

The original, critically acclaimed novella, locked in a saucy threesome with its hit sequel and a bonus bit on the side.
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Rosen Trevithick
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Published on
Oct 21, 2014
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Pages
334
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Humorous
Fiction / Romance / General
Fiction / Romance / Romantic Comedy
Humor / General
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