Dead Jed: Adventures of a Middle School Zombie

Month9Books, LLC
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Dead Jed is Shaun of the Dead meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Jed's not your typical junior high geek. He is, to use the politically-correct term, cardiovascularly-challenged. And while his parents have attempted to shield him from the implications of being 'different' for as long as they could (Jed was 8 and at a friend's sister's birthday party when he blew his lips off onto the cake in front of everyone, finally prompting the "Big Talk" from his parents and an emergency SuperGlue repair by his dad), 7th grade at Pine Hollow Middle School as a target of Robbie the supreme school bully and his pack of moronic toadies is rapidly becoming unbearable. From being stuffed in a filled trash can as "dead meat" and into a trophy case as the bully's "prize," to literally having his hand pulled off in the boys' room (Jed's always losing body parts. Luckily, a good stapler and some duct tape and he's back in the action) and a cigarette put in it and try to frame him for the recent reports of smoking in the school, Jed's had enough and is ready to plan his revenge. Besides, it's awesome what you can do when you're already dead!
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About the author

Scott Craven is a seasoned journalist, storyteller, and weekly pet columnist. He lives in Phoenix.
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Publisher
Month9Books, LLC
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Published on
Dec 1, 2013
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Pages
214
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ISBN
9781939765567
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Language
English
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Genres
Juvenile Fiction / Fantasy & Magic
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