Hot Mess

The CRD

Book 2
Shannyn Leah
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Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn’t it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you’re reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you’re in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family. 

In the pilot for the series, you met the #Davenport clan and all their craziness.

Pick up in episode one where the pilot for the book left off.

 

Lucy Davenport is a Hot Mess, no doubt.  She’s digging herself in deeper and deeper with the surprise announcement from her in-laws. They are demanding that she marry Cash Davenport, her deceased husbands brother.  Her family will bond together to fight them, but their hilarious dys-FUN-ctional antics will land them in trouble, maybe even in jail.


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SHANNYN LEAH:

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Contemporary romance author Shannyn Leah loves olives, lip gloss and reading (and writing) romance novels. Her love of words started at an early age and soon grew until, during her teenage years, she'd started writing her own novels. When her mom pushed to finally publish some of the stories, she quickly amassed two complete romance series (By The Lake and Caliendo Resort series) and, in 2016, released her first Fantasy Romance entitled The Gatekeepers (Part One of the Winters Rising series).
When she's not writing contemporary romance books into the early hours of the morning, Shannyn can be found antiquing with her two favorite people, her momma and sister, in their picturesque London, Ontario hometown.

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KELLY MOORE: 

I write so the characters inside my head can come to life. I write sexy, steamy, suspenseful romance stories, laced with a touch of humor.

My true addictions include traveling, exploring old books stores for treasures, laughing with friends and family, eating mint Oreo ice cream, and spoiling my grandchildren rotten.

I'm a critical care nurse by day and an author by night. Writing settles my mind and spirit, plus I get to spend my days in my pajamas.

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Publisher
Shannyn Leah
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Published on
Sep 4, 2018
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Pages
200
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Language
English
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Genres
Family & Relationships / Dysfunctional Families
Fiction / Anthologies (multiple authors)
Fiction / Family Life
Fiction / Humorous / General
Fiction / Mystery & Detective / Private Investigators
Fiction / Satire
Humor / General
Humor / Topic / Adult
Humor / Topic / Marriage & Family
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Can Colt and Peyton keep their fiery attraction to a dull roar and commit to just being friends or will the temptation be too strong to keep them apart? 

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This book can be read as a stand alone, but for more enjoyment read them in the order of the series, as all the characters appear in future books. 

Read the full BY THE LAKE SERIES: 

THE MCADAMS SISTERS 
BOOK 1: Lakeshore Secrets 
BOOK 2: Lakeshore Legend 
BOOK 3: Lakeshore Love 
BOOK 4: Lakeshore Candy 
BOOK 5: Lakeshore Lyrics 

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BOOK 4: Sunset Flare 
BOOK 5: Sunset Shelter
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