About this ebook
This is no misery memoir, but a tell-it-like-it-is account of Stan's trials, tribulations and small triumphs, in and out of the bedroom. One part love story, one part family saga, eight parts outrageous, laugh-out-loud tragicomedy - and then, just for luck, another part love story - The Intimate Adventures of an Ugly Man wrenches at the heart strings and the funny bone, and will drag you screaming with laughter through the whole gamut of human emotions.
CHORTLE! as Stan pops his cyber-cherry with the aid of a light sabre, a bowling ball and a large knob of butter.
GASP! as Stan is blindfolded, tied to a bed and abused with an IKEA spatula.
DESPAIR! as the pretty nose of yet another potential love interest wrinkles in utter, utter disgust.
The story of one man overcoming his hurdles and making something wonderful of a miserable life, this ever-hopeful tale will resonate with anyone who's suffered pain and rejection, anyone who's vowed to transform their life and anyone who's ever learned to laugh in the face of adversity.
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About the author
Stan Cattermole is the nom de plume of Bete de Jour. Bete de Jour is another nom de plume. Then there’s Plug Sugden, Slim Mitchum and Edgar Elbows. Stan has had more noms de plumes than most men have had hot dates. This is because, like Belle de Jour before him, he chooses to remain anonymous - not because he’s afraid of fame and celebrity scrweing up his day job (or indeed night job), but because for once in his life he wants to move beyond the bald fact of his ugly face.
