Overheard in Dublin is back with another riot of wit, wisdom and suspect logic, this time with the vast majority of the contributions drawn from the site’s wildly popular Twitter account.
Fans young and old will love this hilarious new collection. Get ready to laugh once again - you'll be LOLing in the aisles!Overheard at the McDonald's drive-thru on Naas Road.
The cashier shouts to his manager: ‘Are we allowed to serve customers on horses?’
A guard is searching a young lad at Oxegen.
Guard: ‘Do ya have anything on ya that ya shouldn't?’
Lad: 'Yes, me da's socks!'
On a Ryanair flight to Stansted.
Girl: ‘Excuse me, flight attendant, can I have a Diet Coke with no ice!?’
Flight attendant: ‘Want a little umbrella in there too, princess?’Join the conversation on Twitter @OverheardinDublin.
While we may be a nation of messers and begrudgers, we’ll always have a soft spot for our land of sunny spells and scattered showers. Who else but the Irish can perform minor miracles with a prayer to St Anthony? Or truly appreciate the medicinal purposes of Flat 7Up? Not to mention the front room, chipper chips and the ‘bad pint’!
From things you’ll only hear and taste in Ireland to tips for surviving any social situation (an Irish wedding anyone?!), Ronan Moore’s witty, irreverent and nostalgic guide will have you laughing your way to a degree in Irishology.
Altogether now … ‘Lowwww lie the Fields of Athenryyyy’
Pajama Mom Drives Again is a humorous 950 word essay.
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A. Because snowman is an island.
Q. What do you call a bunch of parents standing in line to buy their daughters a popular doll?
A. A Barbie queue.
Q. An opinion survey in Alaska is called what?
A. A north poll.
Q. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, what do you get?
A. Baa, humbug!
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