Best Minecraft Jokes

Wonky Jonky

Wonky Jonky

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 The Best Minecraft Jokes

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This book has changed my life. It has forever altered the way I think about comedy. I have laughed and cried while reading this. The amount of complex and intricate humor rivals tv show Rick and Morty by Stephen King. These jokes are only comprehensive if your IQ is above 400. If you do not take a ten minute break just to laugh at every single one of these jokes then you are hands down the lowest and fiendish member of society. You do not deserve to walk on God's green earth. Existence is something you do not deserve. Once you die Satan will make a mockery of you for the rest of time. The plot and story ark for each of the characters are honestly amazing. This is hands down the best piece of fiction to ever exist. Such lines like "click steve for laugh" is honestly just awe inspiring. It is a line that expresses emotion that no human can ever portray in atleast several life times. This book has made me accept and cope with the fact that god has left us a long time ago and reading the final page didn't make me cry or sad it filled me with joy. I looked back on my experience with nothing but fond memories. This book has also made me realize that time cannot be stopped or reversed or slowed down. It is simply a concept that displays how humans grow through old wounds. Wonky Jonky is my favorite Greek philosopher for writing this book. Society would be in ruin if it weren't for this genuinely graceful art. A line that has inspired me to write this review was: " According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve

Ei ees oo hauskoja "vitsejä", sisältää vain meemejä, ja niistäkin lähtee kaikki ilo kun joka toinen sivu on vain tyhjä "HAHAHAHA" - teksti. Etsi vaikka netistä mielummin minevitsejä, ellet halua antaa rahojasi jollekin randomihmiselle, joka tuottaa rahaa toisten ihmisten luomusten avulla.

I have never been more woke in my life until reading this book. It has opened me to so many things. I am now able to traverse the six realms on peace and travel through time. The simplicity in Minecraft makes it so complex that only people with ∞ IQ will understand. This book saved me from my divorce and I am now the worlds richest person. I now own apple and Android. I deleted fortnite and I am proud to say I'm a gamer. Thank you Kanye, Very Cool.