The Hoarder's Guide to Decluttering: Tidying Up With Magical Results
About this ebook
Then enlist Maisie Messington—a creative clutterbug—to lead your decluttering crusade.
Join Maisie and her sidekick, Dusty Hoover, a vintage vacuum who fancies himself a sports announcer, as they navigate the labyrinth of hoard. From crafting your unique “clutter identity” to curating collections that scream “artfully organized chaos,” you’ll learn to laugh at life’s little mess-ups while embracing your inner pack rat.
It’s not just about the mess; Maisie’s journey is packed with peculiar predicaments, questionable advice, and an unexpected reunion of two lovers in a whole new way. You’ll also get questionable yet hilarious advice from Dusty, who uses his vacuum abilities to scarf up lost trinkets, hide bric-a-brac, and tidy up by magical expansion.
So, let Maisie and Dusty be your guides through the gloriously grimy world of clutter conquest. Get ready to see the beauty in the bedlam.
Trust us, it’s way more fun than tidying up.
About the author
Clare Chu is a master of decluttering, turning chaos into charm with her unique blend of optimism and creativity. Known as a clutter curator and organizing savant, Clare has an uncanny talent for finding beauty in the mess. When she’s not metal-detecting with her trusty vacuum, Dusty, or hot-gluing bottle caps to any available surface, she’s skillfully excavating her neighborhood for hidden treasures.
Clare’s journey as a decluttering expert began when she inherited her grandmother’s wonderfully cluttered mansion. Her “artfully messy” interior design has turned heads, earning her a spot on local hoarder intervention watchlists. Leveraging Dusty’s collecting tendencies, Clare enjoys crafting avant-garde sculptures from found treasures, training her pet houseplants in the art of resistance, and making new friends out of random neighborhood mail carriers.
With a passion for transforming chaos into order, Clare Chu is the go-to guru for anyone looking to declutter with a smile. She currently resides in an ever-shifting abode in the greater Sandy Eggo area.
