And that simple life he wants to spend with his celebrity girlfriend, Barbra Streisand. But unbeknownst to him, his darling Barbra has become a Muslim... which isn't a bad thing. Except for the rampaging zombie horde outside his front door who only want to eat Muslims.
Between the Muslim-hungry zombies and the Google Robots that want to steal his Brussels Sprouts, can he save the woman he loves before she gets eaten? Will things ever be simple for him?
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About the author
Ted Mahsun grew up a Muslim but was turned into a robot, slaved to the system. In an attempt to break free, he writes speculative fiction, which is a fancy way to say he spends his time lazing about dreaming and not contributing anything worthwhile to society.