The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions

8th Circle Press
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In The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions, Edgar Allan Pole digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe’s best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover.

In “The Telltale Hardon,” a college girl seduces her elderly landlord. Things go awry when his heart gives out and the co-ed must dispose of his body, only to be haunted by his ghostly erection. In “The Purple Death,” Pole reimagines “The Masque of the Red Death” as a post-apocalyptic orgy inside Prince’s fortified Paisley Park compound. And in “The Pit and the Pendulous Ballsack,” a condemned man is tortured in a terrifyingly perverse manner.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies jumpstarted the literary mash-up genre; Edgar Allan Pole’s twisted take on classic Poe short stories such as “The Tell-Tale Heart” and “The Fall of the House of Usher” will pound the final nail into the genre’s coffin.
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Edgar Allan Pole has a sixteen-inch cock named Raven.

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Publisher
8th Circle Press
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Published on
Mar 19, 2016
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Pages
90
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Horror
Fiction / Short Stories (single author)
Humor / Form / Parodies
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