Adventures of a Vegan Vamp

Vegan Vamp Mysteries

Book 1
Cate Lawley
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Undead and vegan? Not the afterlife this girl had planned.

Waking up thin is one thing. But waking up gaunt, hangry, and undead makes for a very bad day. Mallory's killer better hide, because she's just discovered blood, meat, and dairy don't agree with her, and a future with no cheese is grim indeed. She's out to find her killer...and maybe a vegan cheese that doesn't melt her nose hairs.

Click to see how Mallory conquers a killer hunger while hunting a deadly vampire.
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Publisher
Cate Lawley
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Published on
Sep 28, 2016
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Pages
221
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ISBN
9781540190673
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Fantasy / Contemporary
Fiction / Fantasy / Humorous
Fiction / Fantasy / Paranormal
Fiction / Mystery & Detective / Cozy / General
Fiction / Mystery & Detective / Women Sleuths
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Filled with curious and delightful characters! A vegan vamp, a possessed bobcat, a retired soul collector, and witches and vampires and ghosts - oh my!

This collection includes the first book from three separate series: Adventures of a Vegan Vampire, Night Shift Witch, and Death Retires.

Adventures of a Vegan Vamp

Undead and vegan? Not the afterlife this girl had planned.

Waking up thin is one thing. But waking up gaunt, hangry, and undead makes for a very bad day. Mallory's killer better hide, because she's just discovered blood, meat, and dairy don't agree with her, and a future with no cheese is grim indeed. She's out to find her killer...and maybe a vegan cheese that doesn't melt her nose hairs.

Night Shift Witch

Funeral homes and dead bodies…

Funeral parlors and corpses go together like salt and pepper. But what happens when one of the dearly departed doesn't belong? Less than a day on the job as makeup artist to the dead, and Star discovers one of their accidental death clients didn't die accidentally. Before she knows it, she's neck-deep in paranormal intrigue.

Star, her ex-boyfriend, and her new boss untangle the mystery of a magical murder in the most unexpected of places.

Death Retires

Death's not taking a holiday; he's retired.

Or he was, until murder intrudes on his quiet retirement plans. Geoff's stalked by ghosts, and his former bosses have saddled him with the care of a possessed bobcat. With his beautiful neighbor Sylvie and his cat's help, can he solve a fiendish crime?

3 humorous tales of love set within Robyn Peterman's Magic and Mayhem Universe and guest starring Baba Yaga!

Lucky Magic

Sometimes love needs a little luck.

Jackson offends one powerful witch, and suddenly he finds himself stripped of his magic. No warlock power, no magical metabolism, and no cash.

Talk about rotten luck.

But his luck looks like it might be changing when he meets cute, curvy Livy. She's the girl next door, but will she be his girl?

Livy's no mortal, she just pretends to be one most days.

Hiding out as a human is so much easier than meeting the expectations of her mischief-making leprechaun family...until she's outed to her hottie neighbor.

Now she's stuck granting Jackson three wishes, and her quiet, magic-free life has been turned upside down.

Find out what happens when Jackson and Livy's magical secrets collide. Will luck help or hinder their happily ever after?

Luck of the Devil

Can the devil's daughter learn to just say no?

Annabeth wants no part of her arranged marriage, her determined fiance, or her dastardly father's plans for underworld domination.

But can she dump her fiance, the Prince of Darkness and Destruction, overlord to a million minions?

She may not be that brave.

Running away seems so much simpler. And if she has a sexy leprechaun to entertain her while she's on the lam? All the more reason to flee.

Find out if Annabeth learns how to say no to the wrong people and yes to the right one.

Luck of the Draw

Woken with a kiss.

It wasn't exactly a kiss that woke Don…more like a tourist copping a feel.

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But unbronzed with the squeeze of an ass-cheek didn't seem a fitting tale for a prince of hell.

It wasn't long before Don determined that his non-metallic state might only be a temporary reprieve. How did the frumpy little tourist from Idaho free him?

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