MEDITATE, B*TCH: The Ancient Science of Mind in the Age of Distraction — Reclaim Your Focus with the Meditation Techniques of the Siddhas, the Buddha, and Bodhidharma

Shri Suryanarayana Swamikal

Robert S. Shumake

About this ebook

There are ten thousand meditation books with beautiful covers and soft, gentle language—and most of them are sitting unread, because the people who need them most are too distracted to open them. Meditate, B*tch was written to cut through the noise, stop the scroll, and make you look up from your screen for one second. That one second is where everything begins.

This is not a gentle book. It does not coddle you. Written by bestselling author Shri Suryanarayana Swamikal, it names the crisis directly: your attention has been hijacked by an industry engineered to keep you stimulated, reactive, and burning out—and taking your mind back is on you. Then it hands you the oldest and most rigorous technology ever developed for doing exactly that.

Built around the sacred number 108—the rhythm of the cosmos—this book moves fast and hits hard, from the science of the distracted brain to the practices that have trained the sharpest minds for thousands of years.

Inside you will find:

The crisis, named—the hijacked mind, the medication epidemic, and the true cost of a life lived on the scroll

The proof—the billionaires, warriors, athletes, and elite performers who sit every day

The history—the Siddhas, the original scientists of consciousness; the Buddha, the great analyst of the mind; and Bodhidharma, the warrior who crossed the mountains

The architecture of attention and the Five Great Tools of meditation

The survival protocol—the non-negotiables, a daily structure, and how to defeat every obstacle that stands between you and stillness

A complete practical toolkit—the 108 Breaths practice, Bodhidharma wall-gazing, the Vipassana body scan, the Agastya Pranayama sequence, and a 30-Day Meditation Challenge with a guided journal

Meditation for every life—the entrepreneur, the athlete, the artist, the healer, the corporate boardroom, the military, relationships, aging, and raising children in a distracted age

No incense required. No robes. No excuses. 108 pages, and then you close the book, put down the phone, and sit.

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About the author

Shri Surya Narayana Swamikal is an initiated master of the Shaiva Siddha and Vaishnava traditions, sacred scientist, and founder of ShivaUniversity.com and Krishna.University — the world's first AI-powered universities for Shaiva and Vaishnava sacred sciences. Also known as Oluwo Jolaoso Osainbola (Ifa tradition) and Ajarn Shaman Shu (Thai Buddhist tradition), he is the author of over 70 books spanning Shiva, chakras, Tantra, yoga, Vajrayana Buddhism, and the universal science of consciousness and wealth.

Robert Shumake is the legal name of Shri Surya Narayana Swamikal. Based in Dallas, Texas, he is the founder of Smart Money Media AI — one of the largest independent publishers of African and Eastern sacred sciences — and the owner and publisher of multiple newspapers and digital media properties. He is the author of academic papers and over 70 published books on Ifa, Shaiva philosophy, Buddhist practice, and the science of wealth and consciousness. Learn more at robertshumake.co.

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