The Famous ME

EDITORA BIBLIOMUNDI SERVIÇOS DIGITAIS LTDA

A real funny king, humorous, debauched, crazy, artist,he is still engrossed in funny and hot stories with partners he encounters on his journey, duties and commitments of royalty. In these intrusions, everything can happen, such as a simple meeting with a female friend to the possibility of involvement more intimate, always with amazing good mood and hilarious conversations on various subjects such as relationships, entertainment, celebrities, politics, religion. You will feel guilty after laughing out loud so hard.
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EDITORA BIBLIOMUNDI SERVIÇOS DIGITAIS LTDA
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Published on
Jan 1, 2017
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Pages
140
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ISBN
9781526000989
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Language
English
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Genres
Young Adult Fiction / Humorous / General
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This content is DRM free.
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Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together ten flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals, and everyone's favorite green gas, that are sure to blow you away.

Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Over 100 pages (approximately 32,000 words).

BOTTLING FARTS

Could the greatest power…

The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination…

The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness…

…be obtained by bottling farts???

THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC

Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the mild-mannered doctor to snap.

GOING DUTCH

Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves more difficult than he imagined.

MARRIAGE STINKS

Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard everything until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in the DMV lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts?

GASTROINTESTINAL BLUES

Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies? Or will Mackelroy talk his way out of another hazardous situation and live to see another hair pie?

THE WOULD BE ASTRONAUT

Hank Larmspitz has a plan.

Well, sort of.

He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship.

THE $500 QUESTION

Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. Hay caramba!

Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink?

FINDING FLOOFY

When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!"

TILL DEATH DO US FART

Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed.

WEEKEND GETAWAY

When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering.

Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them? Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the process?

BONUS!

Also includes the bonus story I Am Fart.
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