Swiping Wrong: Online Dating for Zeros

· Misguided Guides Book 2 · Gigaverse Press
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Are you ready to LOL your way through the wild world of online dating? Join our intrepid romantic, Zoey Zero, and her AI-guided Cupid, CPUid, in a sidesplitting adventure to find love—or at least some epic stories to share with your friends. Armed with unbreakable optimism, razor-sharp wit, and a mischievous virtual wingman, our hopeless un-romantic love seeker dives headfirst into the digital dating scene: from crafting the perfect, not-so-honest dating profile, interpreting cryptic text messages from potential love interests, to escaping the friend zone.

Our misguide details her online dating experiences, along with testimonials of CPUid’s many desperate clients as they navigate the minefields of ghosting gaffes, emoji enigmas, and the professional dating merry-go-round.

Laugh, cringe, and root for Zoey Zero as she puts her heart—and her profile—on the line. Whether you’re a seasoned swiper or a digital dating newbie, you’ll find yourself nodding along with Zoey’s misadventures and clicking on her CPUid affiliate link to discover the art of making all the wrong moves in all the wrong places.

Who needs a fairytale ending when you can have a rollicking, uproarious journey? Swipe right on this book and get ready to LOL your way to love (or something like it)!

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About the author

Clare Chu is the mastermind behind the laughter-infused, tongue-in-cheek world of online dating guides, where the quest for love in the digital age is turned on its head. With a penchant for the absurd and an unerring eye for the comedic potential in disaster, Clare has become the go-to author for readers seeking solace and hilarity in the often bewildering world of virtual romance.

Hailing from a background as diverse and colorful as her writing, Clare’s journey to becoming the acclaimed author of irreverent self-help guides was as unpredictable as the dating advice her AI alter ego dishes out. With a degree in Jungian dream analysis, a stint as a professional llama groomer, and a series of misadventures in love and life that could rival any romantic comedy, Clare has distilled her wisdom (or lack thereof) into guidebooks for the romantically challenged.

Clare’s writing style is a delightful blend of sarcastic humor, insightful observations, and outright fabrications that resonate with anyone who’s ever swiped right in hope or horror.

Clare Chu is a fervent advocate for not taking life—or love—too seriously. Her work encourages readers to embrace the chaos, to find joy in the mishaps, and to keep swiping, because you never know when you might stumble upon the perfect kind of wrong. With her quirky sense of humor and off-beat outlook, Clare continues to explore the hilariously disastrous potential of modern relationships, always with a mischievous twinkle in her eye and a ready quip on her lips.

When she’s not chronicling the comedic underbelly of dating, Clare enjoys indulging in her passion for collecting vintage computer manuals, attempting to decipher the ancient art of coding in COBOL, and crafting whimsical cat furniture from defunct electronics. Her mission, both in life and in her writing, is to remind us all that while the path to true love is fraught with challenges, there’s always room for a good laugh (and a few lines of outdated code) along the way.

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