B is for Bear: An un-bear-ably funny mob tale

· The Alphabet Books Book 2 · Marc Richard
Ebook
115
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About this ebook

This ain't your grandma's fairy tale.


Jimmy DiFrenzo is the head of the Figarazzi family, one of the toughest mob families around. He loves his gabagool, his gold chains, and his chest hair. He lives in a nice suburban home with his adoring wife and child. The perfect, yet stereotypical, life of a Sicilian American. But he has secrets.


Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes. She never steals anything; she's in it for the excitement. All is going great, till she finds herself the wrong house.


"Someone’s been using my hair gel!"

"Someone’s been eating my gabagool!"

"Someone’s been sleeping on my couch! And there she is!"


Just who is this blond bitch that has broken into Jimmy’s home? Did she really pick the wrong house, or does she have a plan? Perhaps she has secrets, too.


Come witness this oh-so-wrong retelling of an old classic. Get it now.


Note: These books do not need to be read in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!

About the author

Marc Richard lives at home with his imaginary friends. He cannot tell you about his ties to the mob.

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