Normie Dan Kills Francis the Dapper Diddler: A Splatterpunk Retribution

Zachry Wheeler

Aug 2026 · Normie Dan Book 1 · Mayhematic Press

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Normie Dan is the People's Assassin.

He's an average dude with a knack for justice. The public adores him, the powerful fear him, and his message is clear. If you prey on the innocent, he'll prey on you.

Every assassin starts somewhere, and this story is that somewhere. Francis Beck is a ruthless lawyer and sexual predator who weaponizes the legal system to protect himself (and the monsters who pay him). But when Dan meets one of the victims, a brutal reckoning is set into motion.

*** DISCLAIMER ***

Normie Dan is a splatterpunk series, a sub-genre of horror that fully embraces graphic violence. Fair warning: the stories do not shy away from shock and gore. In fact, one might presume that the author is not right in the head. Enjoy at your own risk.

Normie Dan is the People's Assassin. He's an average dude with a knack for justice. The public adores him, the powerful fear him, and his message is clear. If you prey on the innocent, he'll prey on you. Every assassin starts somewhere, and this story is that somewhere. Francis Beck is a ruthle...

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Zachry Wheeler is an award-winning science fiction author. His many interests include photon hunting, full-contact chess, and vertical wit. He lives on Earth with his wife and cats. Learn more at ZachryWheeler.com, where you can join his email list and receive a FREE limited edition eBook!

Zachry Wheeler is an award-winning science fiction author. His many interests include photon hunting, full-contact chess, and vertical wit. He lives on Earth with his wife and cats. Learn more at ZachryWheeler.com, where you can join his email list and receive a FREE limited edition eBook!

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