Royally Drained: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy

Fritzi Cox

Kat Addams

About this ebook

From jilted princess bride to a revenge plot fit for a king, this charming couple is royally screwed …

As I lived my best royal life, my only job as a princess was to find and marry a handsome prince. Too bad Prince Theo turned out to be more of a toad.

After I began losing my powers, he lost interest in our upcoming wedding. Not only did Theo leave me at the altar, but he also banished me and my merry band of misfits from the Kingdom of Poppycock forever.

Talk about a walk of shame!

From enchanted castle to crumbling cottage, I’m now stuck in Morningwood, struggling to plot my next move.

This strange little town, full of mischief and magic, is the perfect place to hide while I practice my spells and hopefully regain my powers.

What could possibly go wrong?

Other than accidentally summoning a mysterious male vampire who throws me off my quest and gets my blood boiling in all the right places.

And my blood is exactly what Vail and his brotherhood need for their top-secret laboratory.

Who would have thought my charming royal genes could help their dangerous mission?

As long as Vail keeps his fangs to himself, we won’t have a problem.

His hands though?

That’s another story entirely.

My taste for revenge is strong, but his taste for me is stronger.

Could this be my fairy-tale ending? Or am I destined to live a nightmare?

Author’s note:

Royally Drained is a paranormal romcom with a few dark themes. This is book 1 in the VILF series and ends with a cliff-hanger.

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Ratings and reviews

"The sunlight in your blood. Sunflower Princess. You're my sunshine." ⁣ Princess Penelope has been run out of her kingdom by her ex, due to her lack of magic. Living in a cottage in the woods of Morningwood has her plotting her revenge. While singing in the woods, she summons a mysterious vampire whom she becomes enchanted by. Vail and his brothers are on a quest of their own and Penelope's blood just may be the key. Vail becomes charmed by Penelope's sunshine and as their attraction grows so does the mystery of Penelope which puts them all in danger. ⁣ I was excited that we were returning to Morningwood after Ghosted and was even happier when I realized it would be centred around vampires as they are my favourite of the supernatural. The story has the subtle humour that I've come to love from the author. You could feel the intensity of the connection between Vail and Penelope which made the slow burn worth the wait. Penelope's band of enchanted misfit pets is hilarious. I did find the story slowed down just a little too much in the middle but the mystery kept me invested. The cliffhanger has me anxiously awaiting Royally Cursed.

I typically don’t read paranormal romance but this is not your normal paranormal romance and I loved it. Fritzi Cox has created a world that I would love to visit and get lost in. You will be sucked into Princess Penelope and Vail’s story from page one and let me say, you wont; be disappointed. Can’t wait for book 2. I want to see what is next for Penelope and Vail and his brothers.

Welcome to the world of Morningwood. For those who love Kat Addams, you have already met Fritzi and had a glimpse of Morningwood in "Ghosted". If not, don't worry. You'll fall in love with Morningwood soon enough. In Royally Drained, we meet Princess Penelope, who is so down on her luck she can't even conjure a singing chipmunk! She meets Vail, who becomes her Prince, I mean Vampire Charming. The chemistry between them will make your heart beat quickly, if you have a heart! I love all of the characters you meet along the way, including the sarcastic Magic Mirror and the pervy Pumpkin. There is lots of humor and the conversations between characters will have you in stitches. And there is definitely some spice and fire *wink, wink* Warning! There is a cliffhanger ending, but it's worth it!

About the author

Fritzi Cox is a dark soul with a wicked sense of humor. She regularly bathes in the blood of her enemies while sipping champagne and hashtagging her vibes. She’s fond of plotting mayhem, writing spellbinding twists, and tickling her readers with an over-the-top sense of humor. Rumor has it, her alter ego, Kat Addams, is her spirit animal. Or is it the other way around? Either way, expect Fritzi to keep you on your toes!