Sleight of Hand: A short story

Bowman Press
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After a cosy meal, our protagonist retires to his host's workshop for an after-dinner drink ... and becomes the unwitting subject of an experiment. If you like a humorous mad scientist tale, you'll love this one.

A free science fiction short story by Simon Haynes.

Winner of the Aurealis Award, Australia's premier speculative fiction award.

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About the author

Simon Haynes is the british-born, australian author of the Hal Spacejock, Harriet Walsh, Robot vs Dragons and Hal Junior series, as well as a number of short stories. His work typically features an underdog fighting for survival against far stronger opponents.

Simon is a huge fan of Isaac Asimov's work, in particular the robot novels and the Foundation series. He also enjoys dry, witty comedy, and loves satire.


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Publisher
Bowman Press
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Published on
May 3, 2018
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Pages
20
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Horror
Fiction / Science Fiction / General
Fiction / Science Fiction / Humorous
Fiction / Short Stories (single author)
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