In a world where magic is mundane, soothsayer Journi McCutcheon’s love of black lipstick and sarcasm is the oddest thing about her. Being clairvoyant isn’t glamorous, but it pays the bills. Mostly. When an ordinary sooth goes awry, however, revealing that a child’s life—and maybe the entire city—is in danger, it’s up to her to save them.
The hissing devils aren’t her jam on a good day, but when an amateur summoning spell turns them into mindless beasts bent on eating toddlers like tacos, she’s forced to act. With the help of a motley crew—her trash-talking granny, taser-toting mother, chain-smoking aunt, and an annoyingly charming veterinarian—she must take on the fiendish felines and the dark forces that control them.
Crazy Cat Lady is a smart, witty urban fantasy brimming with unconventional but badass heroines, animal-loving heroes, and mesmerizing magic. Will Journi’s hatred of cats prevail? Or will these killer kitties hiss their way into her heart? Buy the book today and find out.
Keywords: urban fantasy, magic book, cozy mystery, witches, supernatural, shifters, paranormal, female protagonist, strong heroine, suspense, new adult, occult, witchcraft, humorous fantasy, contemporary fantasy
Gemma Thorne is the author behind the Hissing Booth Chronicles. Unlike the heroine in Crazy Cat Lady, Gemma really is a crazy cat lady. She collects them like your grandma collects Hummels. Married to her high-school sweetheart, Gemma haunts the hills of Ohio, thinking up new and fantastical fantasy stories one page at a time. When she’s not writing, you can find her murdering tacos and pizzas. It’s gruesome. Seriously.
She's ready for the catpocalypse. Are you?
Since the Rise of Magic, soothsayer Journi McCutcheon has faced supernatural sycophants, dated zealous zombies, and battled possessed pediatricians, but when an eccentric client hires her to investigate haunted pickles, her day goes from weird to worse.
Only demonic dills are the least of her newly acquired problems.
What begins as a nuisance call ends in apocalypse when she stumbles across a mass grave and discovers that the cats therein aren’t just dead—they’re harbingers of extinction.
And magic is on the endangered species list.
To save her family and Deviants everywhere, she must set aside her feud with all things feline to end the threat.
Before it ends her.
Cat Me If You Can is the exciting prequel to Crazy Cat Lady, Gemma Thorne’s #1 best-selling debut novel. Packed with quick wit, spell-slinging heroines, and cats, it’s a new breed of urban fantasy. Start this beloved series today.
“Good Omens . . . is something like what would have happened if Thomas Pynchon, Tom Robbins and Don DeLillo had collaborated. Lots of literary inventiveness in the plotting and chunks of very good writing and characterization. It’s a wow. It would make one hell of a movie. Or a heavenly one. Take your pick.”—Washington Post
According to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655, before she exploded), the world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact. Just before dinner.
So the armies of Good and Evil are amassing, Atlantis is rising, frogs are falling, tempers are flaring. Everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon—both of whom have lived amongst Earth's mortals since The Beginning and have grown rather fond of the lifestyle—are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture.
And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist . . .