E is for Eyeball: Best read under anesthesia

· The Alphabet Books Book 5 · Marc Richard
Ebook
169
Pages
Eligible

About this ebook

Like reading Poe on nitrous oxide.


Have you ever wanted to escape?


Ever wished you were a character in a story?


Be careful what you wish for.


I wanted that once, too.


And now here I am. And it sucks.


How did I get here?


What did I do to deserve this?


Trapped in the nightmarish world of Edgar Allan Poe


Sort of.


Why are these tales so much worse than the originals?


Why is everyone I meet so annoying? And what’s the deal with their wonky eyeballs?



E is for Eyeball is what happens when you put works of public domain into the hands of an incompetent lunatic.


Horrific. Hilarious. Ridiculous.


You'll laugh till your eyes pop out.



“A real mustn’t read.” -Every Critic Ever


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About the author

Marc Richard lives in Portland, Maine in a shack in the woods with his wife Jill, his dog Ethan, some pots and pans, and a lemon. However, today it's a lime, as it's fajita night.

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