The Mango Mussolini
I'm amazed that Miramax put their name on this thing. From the moment the film opens, it's total lack of credibility is obvious. The acting is stiff, mechanical and unemotional. Imagine for one second, if you were driving a car and you suddenly went blind, what would your reaction be? Fear? Anxiety? Of course, and more. How does the driver react? "Wow, I'm blind" with a perfectly deadpan expression and tone of voice. I certainly admire his restraint. A restraint that is shown by all the "victims". Wow, I've gone blind suddenly, ho hum, can I have some more tiramisu please? When they start quarantine, they throw the blind folks into a ward, and there's not one single staff member to help them find their assigned beds. OK, they're blind folks. What we see is a bunch of people stumbling around, running into each other, tripping over furniture, and not one staff person. Really? It was at this point that I stopped watching. Setting the bar at "ridiculous" this film can't even hit that mark.
Richard Baldwin Cook
Labored plot, fine principal actors, but the unfolding story surrounds them with stick figures, so no developing characters beyond tedious and predictable heroism.