Ric Haeussler
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Great visuals but a confusing and disjointed story full of poor dialogue badly dubbed and not worth spending two hours of one's life upon. Sad as Jackie Chan and Arnold usually bring a lot to a story... but not this time. It is probably the worst Arnold or Jackie film I have ever seen. The colors and striking cinematography and special effects are its only redeeming features.
Jason Gibbs
Never reviewed a movie before. However, this was a terrible waste in the history of movies. I am a huge fan of both Chan and Schwarzenegger. And for that reason I bought it. The trailer was better than the whole movie. Kept waiting for it to get better. A few funny parts, but terrible acting, and even worse voice-overs. It reminded me of a polor bear and a squirrel fighting over a nut. Funny... but not good enough to watch an hour. ...unless the nut fought back?
rr GrayTac
As a fan of historical novels, this did not do justice to the actual Man in the Iron Mask. This is multiple stories mixed together. Just a vehicle film with roles that pump up aged and fading action actors. The younger cast were great. The tie in to the Three Storms was cute but most viewers have little knowledge of that legend outside this spoof. Google rewards paid for it.