Jersey Shore Massacre

2014 • 87 minutes
3.2
63 reviews
17%
Tomatometer
Eligible
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When Teresa and the girls leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they are blindsided by a bizarre twist of events that catapult them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local population of Piney’s and a giant dim witted neighbor, the girls eagerly return to Seaside Heights where they hook-up with five fist-pumping delinquents who incessantly disrespect all with their reprehensible behavior. As day turns to night, the group converges at a Seaside bar where they are soon ejected for inciting a dance-floor brawl. With nowhere else to go, the group retreats to the house in the Pine Barrens for a night of carnal delights. Blinded by their selfish pursuits, the group remains unaware that their long outstanding debt to humanity is about to be settled - with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the hands of a mentally-deranged killer with much more than just an axe to grind.
3.2
63 reviews
Dave C
September 1, 2014
If you're a fan of either the "horror" or "comedy/horror" slasher-flick genre, you'll most likely enjoy Jersey Shore Massacre. Although much about it is cliche (and sometimes even offensive), it certainly delivers potent doses of blood and gore (that are, thankfully, inflicted upon those simplistic parasitic narcissistic characters as depicted on MTV's Jersey Shore). Additionally, humorous elements exist throughout. The Bonus Features alone are worth the price of admission, particularly the "short" entitled, Fat Camp Massacre.
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Sir Quala O'Smith
May 25, 2015
I LOOKED UP BIGFOOT MOVIES THIS POP UP ON THE BIGFOOT LIST OF MOVIES NOPE NOT ANY IN IT !!!
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Val
March 12, 2015
I couldn't watch the whole thing. If you want to punish someone, tie them up in a room and make them watch this movie.
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