Ted

2012 • 106 minutes
4.3
6.09K reviews
69%
Tomatometer
R
Rating
Eligible
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About this movie

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane delivers his signature boundary-pushing humor in the outrageous comedy-blockbuster critics are calling "hysterically funny"! (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone) John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is a grown man whose cherished teddy bear came to life as the result of a childhood wish...and hasn't left his side since. Can John's relationship with longtime girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis), move forward with his lovably profane buddy in the picture?
Rating
R
4.3
6.09K reviews
Aim athena
January 29, 2013
Ok cuda done w/o so much tokin' on the sofa, flash & they really didn't need to have the scene where Ted is drawing Garfield's face on a girls bare breast. The perv grocery store manager reminds me of the cm danny6573. With those negs aside, there were several bust out LoL scenes. Funny chit!
3 people found this review helpful
Jason Cabe
January 2, 2013
If you like Family Guy this movie is for you. The humor is basic and the plot is as thin as any FG episode. (written by manatees) As indicated I tend to watch SP which may or may not explain why I got bored watching this movie. Its not my style of humor but everyone has different tastes. For me this would be one of those movies I loved while in middle school only to wonder why once I got to college.
41 people found this review helpful
Wake 90
July 18, 2015
Good stupid movie. Mark Wahlberg actually plays a role well for a change, but the movie seems like it's missing something, and you don't get the sense that the movie was always all that well directed. Ted and Walbergs character aren't all that likable, and neither is his GF in the movie. You have mixed feelings about them all in the end. 4 out of 5 for achieving what it wanted but not being very close to perfect.