Mitch (Norm MacDonald) and same have to come up with $50,000 and fast! The only problem is that neither of them can hold down a job. Mitch finds a way to make money by exploiting the only talent that the two have, by opening a "Revenge for Hire" business.
Super is as super does: Finally, the guys behind the outrageously silly "Scary Movie" franchise have used their own 'special powers' to spoof superhero movies. After being bitten by a genetically altered dragonfly, high school loser Rick Riker develop superhuman abilities like incredible strength and armored skin. Rick decides to use his new powers for good and becomes a costumed crime fighter known as "The Dragonfly." However, standing in the way of his destiny is the villainous Lou Landers. After an experiment gone wrong, Lou develops the power to steal a person's life force and in a dastardly quest for immortality becomes the supervillain, "The Hourglass." With unimaginable strength, unbelievable speed and deeply uncomfortable tights, will the Dragonfly be able to stop the sands of The Hourglass and save the world? More importantly, will we stop laughing long enough to notice?
A race of evil Moon aliens lands in ancient Greece, wreaking havoc for years on the city of Samar. When the queen makes a pact with these moon men to become ruler of the world, it’s up to the mighty Hercules to put an end to the chaos!
In 1956 the immortal Ed Wood Jr. scripted this tale of girls gone wild, and we are all both worse and better for it. Mike and the ’bots take on this low-budget black-and-white potboiler about a neglected rich girl and her hardened gang of babes.
Set in the future, a teenage gang battles a corporation for control of an abandoned city in City Limits (1984). Crow sings a song devoted to Kim Cattrall and the guys try their hand at a City Limits trivia game.
None of Hercules' twelve labors was as gruesome as having to endure this 1961 sci-fi fantasy adventure. In a mishmash of myths, the celebrated Greek hero must battle an army of super warriors who are under the mysterious power of Atlantis' treacherous queen. Will he free the beautiful princess, save his spellbound pal Androcles and liberate the people of Atlantis? Probably, but it doesn't exactly ease our pain. Fortunately, the gods of riffing are there to accomplish a true Herculean task -- turning this movie into a marathon of laughter.
Wise ruler Akronas (aka “The Great One”) is the keeper of an incredibly powerful but potentially deadly device. When Zor and his soldiers come to the castle in search of the Geometric Nucleus, none but the mighty Ator can hold evil at bay!
While trying to resolve a quarrel between warring brothers Eteocles and Polynices, Hercules is taken captive by Queen Omphale of Lydia. Can he escape from the royal court and rescue the woman he loves, before it’s too late?
Joel and the Bots sit through two shorts, one about water skiing and the other about a strange man who terrorizes wildlife in the Florida Everglades. In Teenage Cave Man (1958), a rebellious cave boy goes against clan rules and wants to explore horizons beyond the river. Joel and the Bots battle boredom on the SOL, present creative ipecacs at the invention exchange, and try to patch things up when the Mads start fighting.
While hunting game in the woods, a group of poachers destroys a stash of mysterious eggs in a cave, accidentally setting an alien on a killing spree through the mountains. Meanwhile, a little boy named Tommy finds the one egg that hasn’t been destroyed