Man's Not Hot
When I first hear that this song, I thought it was straight uckers. But the more I listen, the more it connects with me. I find myself eating a pizza roll straight out the oven and burning my tongue. My lad turns to me and says, "Eh bruv. Blow on that a bit. It'll burn ya good." and I say "Babe. Man's not hot." Thank you Big Shaq. Now I get many women and am no longer lonely. I rate this 5 dunkey points out of 3.
'An artistic masterpiece' to put in short, but in truth, one cannot describe this beat in just a three word phrase. The way Big Shaq changes both the style and perception of the music seamlessly is an achievement not many acheive. The words he use are all specifically chosen to fit the occasion. For example, when Big Shaq proclaims that 'nose looking like a garden hose, *psshhhh* ye get me?' You feel terrible for the person he is talking about as it is obvious Big Shaq, with his unprecedented talent has chosen to insult this person in a spot where it hurts deep down. Amazingly though, Big Shaq keeps the music sounding and *feeling* phenomenal. Furthermore, Big Shaq is a relatable man, he relates to the listener in many ways, such as his smoking of trees and love of high quality, top brand jackets (the good quality of the jacket was not directly said during the song but was implied through deeper, contextual meaning, the more intelligent listeners would understand). Overall, Big Shaq's hip hop track 'mans not hot' is a turning point for the century and provides a deeper look into the way capitalism has shaped modern day society.
I have never been exposed to such beautifully crafted, maticulously designed, and all around georgeous sounding musical piece such as this ones. Writing a response up to just this point has taken many hours, as nothing that is spoken with any language cannot come even close to describing the complete and absolute rush you experience when listening to it. If it were my choice, I would completely prohibit the man only known as "Big Shaq" from verbelly communicating, as it would blacken the otherwise pure lips of such a man. This has been my comprehensive review on "The Ting Goes", by Big Shaq.
10/10 This man has personified the term "real hip hop". There has never been a man that has been so edgy and cool (literally) in the rap game as this legend. CLASSIC
Brilliant and convincing. People don't even know that this a comedic song adapted from a freestyle that comedian Michael Douglas did under his character "Big Shaq". Anybody giving under 5 stars doesn't know this.
The young maiden did request that I remove my overcoat. I unfortunately had to decline her wishes- I responded "my dearest, as a gentleman I do not feel overheated"