As soon as I installed this a rather funny thing happened. I just couldn't stop lying. Big or small everything I said was just lies. Even more strange was the little matter of random insane ramblings. Every now and again I would just shout out "The Russians are coming" at the most inopportune times. Naturally I was quite concerned and went to see a doctor. He performed a few tests and determined that I was suffering from Acute Liberalism. He recommended that I uninstall immediately and use a Stimpac and take a course of Mentats. On a side note it left me with a weird side affect. I am now gender fluid and will randomly change from Male to Female and a host of made up mental illnesses. Please do yourself a favour and stay far away from this app.

I PERSONALLY HOLD CNN ACCOUNTABLE FOR GETTING US INTO A WAR WE HAD NO REAL REASON TO BE INVOLVED IN. I WATCHED YOUR FAKE REPORTING FROM SAUDI ARABIA PRIOR TO GOING INTO IRAQ. A TOTAL SKIT TO TURN AMERICAN FAVOR TO WAR. YOU MANIPULATED ME AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. YOU COLLUDED WITH THOSE THAT HAD PROFITABLE REASONS FOR WAR. THE TRUE INSANITY IS THAT YOU STILL TO THIS DAY DO NOT STOP. LONDON BRIDGE FAKE PROTEST REPORT IS YET AGAIN THE SAME THING. YOU ALL AT CNN ARE INSANE WITH NO INSANITY DEFENSE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR AGENDA IS. NOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND THE WORLD DOES TO. I ALSO HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE FOR EVERY AMERICAN LIFE LOST OVER THERE AND AFGHANISTAN. YOU COLLUDED TO PUSH US INTO WAR. YOU ARE GUILTY OF CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MURDER. YOU SHOULD BE MADE A EXAMPLE OF BY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. YOU ARE TRASH, AND THAT IS NOT ENOUGH TO SAY. HELL HAS A SPECIAL PLACE FOR CREATURES LIKE YOU.

Opinionated News, or FAKE NEWS. People who give opinions as news really must feel we are stupid. Fox is just as bad. I want the story not some idiots opinion.

Being responsible for the deaths and harrassment of innumerable citizens of USA and the rest of the world by knowingly and irresponsibly peddling fake news, I wonder how the TV stars of CNN (and that is just what they are, no more and no less than the actors in any S**t-poor excuse for a sitcom or drama) can even bear to look at themselves in the mirror of a morning. If I were a Tapper or a Cooper or God Forbid a Cuomo, I would have committed suicide long since. This app and any other from CNN is a facade for the peddling of the worst sort of fake news and biased opinion. Gosh, it's almost like they are being paid to do so by someone.....

Pathetic overly opinionated false narratives that are nothing other than communist at best. Hypocritical middle school like bullying to any and everyone that disagrees. Literally no better than "I know you are, but what am i" and putting their fingers in their ears so they can't hear you.

Crashed my motherboard Every morning at dawn I go outside and run the flag of Kekistan up the flagpole, then come in to the kitchen table to drink covfefe and read the news on my CNN app. My cell phone has been running ever slower, as if it's miring up with detritus and sleeze. Finally this morning it called out with a chilling cry of pain and then went dead. CNN literally killed my phone. I think CNN was looking for incriminating apps and photos to #CNNBlackmail me. My phone wouldn't give them up and took a bullet for me. Friends don't let phones download CNN apps.