The Millionaire Matchmaker
2007
(87)
Season 7

Season 7

1. Softy Swayze and The Boy In A Bubble

Dec 5, 2013
Patti is ecstatic to find out her first millionaire this week is actor Don Swayze. Don is Patrick Swayze's brother and pretty well known for playing the "scary dude" on TV, he's a Werewolf on "True Blood" and an Arms Dealer on "The Bridge". Don hasn't seriously dated since his brother passed away and is looking to get back in the saddle. Patti thinks a lot of women might be getting scared off by his tough façade. Will she find a way to get Don to show his "Softy Swayze" side? Patti's second client is a party entertainer named Randy Lehrman. Randy lives his life in a bubble and sticks with dating girls he finds on the internet. Patti has her work cut out for her as she tries to teach Randy how to properly hunt and fish for a mate.

2. The Know-It-All and Bigger Better Berman

Dec 12, 2013
Kim Kardashian's BFF Jonathan Cheban is a 39-year-old entrepreneur living in New York and Miami, who says he's ready to let Patti set him up. But can she get Jonathan past his jet-setter "know it all" ways and be open to finding love? Patti's second millionaire this week is Eric Berman. He's a 41-year-old entrepreneur who's always looking for the bigger better deal. Patti wants to help him stop looking for greener grass and truly settle into a long-term relationship. But, it's up to Eric to keep his wandering eye in check and focus on the girl to make sure he knows who is "The One".

3. Courtney And The Peacock

Dec 19, 2013
Courtney Kerr is a fashion blogger, TV host, and star of Bravo's "Courtney Loves Dallas." She's stuck in her past relationships and needs to move forward to find love. Can Patti get her to move forward, get past her old heartaches, and most importantly, let the MAN be the MAN? Patti's second client this week is Stefan Dahlqvist, a 39-year-old owner of a successful Norwegian clothing line. He's as flashy as a peacock on the exterior, but has a rugged inner falcon inside waiting to get out. It's up to Patti to get Stefan to find the right lovebird for a lasting relationship.

4. The Running Man and Great Expectations

Dec 26, 2013
Thirty-seven-year-old Joe Bayen was raised in Paris and has a net worth of $40 million. The entrepreneur and former champion runner made his fortune with computer apps. Joe wants to settle down and have a family, but he keeps traveling the globe for business and isn't taking time to meet a future wife. Can Patti get this "running man" to stand still long enough so he can meet the girl of his dreams? Patti's second millionaire this week is Florida lawyer Frank Cerino. All the women Frank meets can't reach his "great expectations" and are soon dumped for various shallow reasons. Can Mr. Great Expectations change? This week holds a twist, as one millionaire backs out before his mixer, forcing Patti to help out a third client, Teague Eagan, who made his fortune in music and sports. Patti has sent Teague out on numerous dates but nothing sticks since he doesn't listen to Patti. Patti must lead by example when she crashes Teague's next date to offer advice in person.

5. The Late Bloomer And The Gay Hugh Hefner

Jan 2, 2014
Rosie Pierri is a 46-year-old furniture project manager whose sister, Kathy Wakile, is on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey". Rosie is a late bloomer as she didn't come out until later in life and has had very few relationships. Can Patti help Rosie get her confidence up enough to return to the dating pool so she can find a lasting girlfriend or wife? Patti's second client this week, Andrew Christian, 35, is a famous underwear designer who is looking for his special mate. He has underwear models at his beck and call, and he says he's looking for someone real and intelligent, but is he just looking for a set of legs? A double gay episode as Patti and her new assistants look for appropriate gay men and lesbians for their two famous clients!

6. Mr. Superficial and the Nutjob Magnet

Jan 9, 2014
Forty seven-year-old Robbie Mione is a successful former optician with many rich clients. Now a man of leisure, he's looking to get married but his superficiality and jokes keep him from connecting with women. Will Patti get Robbie to change his shallow ways long enough to find a mate? Patti's second millionaire this week is Dane Dunn, a 37 year old who lives in Orange County. He is an entrepreneur, owns several gyms, and has two kids from a previous marriage. Since his divorce, Dane says he has attracted only "nutjobs." Can Patti teach Dane how to filter out the crazies so he can start dating a woman who is wife material?

7. The Shy Extrovert and The Rescuer

Jan 16, 2014
Fiona Forbes is a 40-something Toronto TV host who finds Patti via her friend, NFL player Mitch Berger, who met his wife through Patti on an episode of "The Millionaire Matchmaker." Although Fiona makes her money being an extrovert on TV, she is very shy and keeps to herself when it comes to her personal life. Can Patti get Fiona out of her shell long enough to meet Mr. Right? Patti's second millionaire this week is 57-year-old Jack Roddy. Jack is a fire insurance salesman who grew up on the streets of Cleveland. Since his marriage ended years ago, he has been dating a string of young women who are always in need of help, and Patti dubs him the "Rescuer." Can Patti get him to look past the 20-somethings he has grown accustomed to "saving" and find an age-appropriate woman that he will want to settle down with?

8. Kid in a Candy Store and Groundhog Day

Jan 23, 2014
Patti's first millionaire is her friend, 41-year-old celebrity chef Stefan Richter. Stefan was born in Finland, but now lives in Santa Monica, and has competed on "Top Chef" twice. Ever since Patti has known him, Stefan has acted like a kid in a candy store when it comes to women. Can Patti get Stefan to change his ways so he can actually have a lasting, meaningful relationship? Patti's next millionaire is real estate entrepreneur Brian Minter. Brian is 32 years old, lives in Las Vegas and has a net worth of 3.5 million dollars. The problem is that he finds himself dating the same party-girl type over and over. Can Patti break Brian out of "Groundhog Day" and get him to connect with a woman who doesn't live the Vegas party scene?

9. Workaholics

Jan 30, 2014
Katrina Parker is a singer/songwriter and runner-up on TV's "The Voice." She has worked hard towards success in her music career, and has always put her love life second. Now, Katrina wants to have someone to share her life with...if only Patti can convince Katrina that she can have her career AND have a relationship! Patti's second millionaire this week is Dr. Theo Kousouli. He's a 36-year-old chiropractor that can't seem to get his head and heart out of the office. Patti wants to help him separate "Dr. Theo" from "just Theo" so he can find the one. Can Theo bring the romance and leave the doctor at the office?

10. Mr. President Meets the 'Beverly Hillbilly'

Feb 6, 2014
It's the week before Valentine's Day and Patti, ecstatic to have a date this year, plans a huge Valentine's Ball for her two young entrepreneur millionaires - Obama look-alike Matt Brooks and Tennessee native Adam Winters. Matt is a serial dater - he's always in a relationship, but he's never found "the one." Adam Winters wants what's tough to find - a modern "city girl" who respects his "country" values. Patti's Valentine's Ball is a huge success. After some sound counseling from Patti, not only do both millionaires find perfect girls to take on their master dates and dance the night away, but Patti also has a surprise for all the girls not chosen that night. She and her staff have invited a bunch of single men for the girls to mingle with! Dates for all as no one has to be alone this Valentine's Day!

11. The Trust Fund Brat & The Cliffdiver

Feb 27, 2014
Thirty-three year-old Ian Bernardo is an art dealer and a spoiled trust fund brat who lives in New York City. Ian stands to inherit tens of millions of dollars, but the one thing missing in his life is true love. Ian has come to Patti to find him a man. However, the walls he has put up - and his obnoxious behavior - prove to be a lot to handle, so Patti enlists the help of her friend, TV personality Carson Kressley. Will Patti and Carson be able to get Ian to be his true self so he might actually find a soul mate? Patti's second millionaire this week is former NFL player, Jeff Ogden. Jeff is a 38-year-old entrepreneur who lives in Austin, Texas and owns a gym and a boot camp. Jeff has already been married twice - once for a month, and once for one day! Now he wants Patti's help to find him "the real deal." Patti calls him an "emotional cliffdiver" who needs to think first before jumping into another serious relationship. Can Patti get Jeff to change his approach with women so the third time's a charm?

12. The Technical Brain and Moonstruck

Mar 6, 2014
Dr. Chynn is a 47-year-old eye surgeon from Manhattan who holds degrees from Harvard and Columbia, among others. Patti decrees he is so "technical-minded" that he doesn't know how to romance a girl. Can Patti cure Dr. Chynn of his "analysis paralysis" and help him to sweep a girl off her feet? Patti's second millionaire is Daniel Passov, the owner and operator of a national T-shirt company in San Diego. Daniel is tall, handsome, and polite, but has yet to find a soulmate. Patti finds Daniel has been waiting to get "moonstruck" by the perfect woman, whom he hopes will magically fall into his lap. Will Patti be able to make Daniel realize that finding a lasting relationship requires hard work and not just wishful thinking?

13. The Fixer and The Dick

Mar 13, 2014
Justin Cooper is a 32-year-old advertising sales executive from Chicago. He's a sharp dresser who runs a tight ship, and he expects his girlfriend to abide by the same standards. If they don't, he tries to "fix" or "improve" them. Can Patti teach Justin to settle down and find a girl to like for who she is? Patti's second millionaire this week is also in advertising. Chad Towersey is a 34-year-old Newport Beach native who loves to surf and loves the ladies even more. He's never had to chase a woman in his life, but that doesn't help him find a real relationship instead of another one-night stand. Patti has her work cut out for her as she tries to shape Chad from scoundrel to angel.

14. Frat Brat and Numb with Fear

Mar 20, 2014
Twenty-nine-year-old John Bonavia is a California financial advisor. For the past several years, John has been living a wealthy frat boy's life in Hollywood with his rich buddies. Now that he is turning 30, he wants to settle down and have a family. Can Patti get John to turn off his frat boy antics and act like a grown man long enough to find a future wife? Patti's second millionaire this week is 43-year-old David Epstein. David is a cosmetic dentist who lives in San Francisco. David wants to find a wife, but an underlying fear of what his mother thinks has prevented him from finding a soulmate. Patti has to get David to face his fears and be himself so he can find the love of his life.

15. Make Time for Love and Betting on Change

Mar 27, 2014
"Vegas" Dave is a 32-year-old professional sports bettor who has more luck betting on football than he does on love. He's never been able to focus long enough to keep a girlfriend for more than two weeks. Will Patti be able to keep this ADD dater's attention long enough so he can be on his way towards a relationship? Patti's next millionaire is mentalist Gerry McCambridge. He's a popular entertainer on the Vegas strip who has trouble finding love. Patti discovers that between his hectic show schedule (and his six kids!), his biggest problem is setting aside enough time to find the right girl.

16. Return of the Tough Teddy Bear and The Shredder

Apr 3, 2014
Returning client Steve Lobel is a forty-eight-year-old music and entertainment manager who lives in Granada Hills, CA. Steve met with Patti back in 2012, and Patti dealt with softening Steve's tough exterior to show the teddy bear that he really was. His first match didn't work out, but Steve is ready to give love another shot. Can Patti hone Steve's dating skills so that he can woo the woman of his dreams? Patti's second millionaire is thirty-eight-year-old mother of one Rachel Uchitel. Rachel is a former VIP celebrity club hostess who has not had any success in finding love. Rachel lost her fiancé tragically and is ready to find love once again. Patti knows Rachel personally and says her Alpha energy causes her to shred through men looking for her soul mate. Will Patti get Rachel to stop being aggressive long enough to let a guy in her life?

17. The Narcissist Meets The Inner Geek

Apr 10, 2014
Thirty-year-old infamous New York socialite Justin Ross Lee owns a line of fancy suit pocket squares called "Pretentious Pockets." Justin, or JRL as he likes to be called, has also become a minor internet celebrity for being a narcissistic troublemaker. So why is he coming to Patti? Justin SAYS he wants to meet his own Kate Upton to join him in his life of travel and adventures. Can Patti get Justin to stop his egotistical antics long enough to start a relationship? Patti's second millionaire is thirty five-year-old Michael Sartain, a former Captain in the Air Force and now owns a PR firm in Las Vegas. Even though Michael comes across as "Captain Vegas" by working PR for night clubs, he's really a just a geek at heart who loves astronomy and reading. Will Patti get Michael to lout out his "inner geek" so he can find his true soul mate?

18. Nene's Bridesmaids

Apr 20, 2014
Patti's good friend Nene Leakes ("Real Housewives of Atlanta") enlists Patti's help setting up two of her single bridesmaids. First up is 44-year-old Dawn Robinson, who is tall, beautiful, and intelligent. Men approach her, but according to Nene, Dawn scares them off with her intimidating ways. Patti needs to teach her to back off, be less critical, and soften around the edges. Next is Diana Gowins, a 41-year-old mother of three, and a former nurse who tends to over-nurture her man. She goes out of her way to give him whatever he wants even BEFORE he asks for it! With Nene's help along the way, can Patti break both bridesmaids of their bad habits and help them find love?

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