Seinfeld

1989 • NBC
4.6
282 reviews
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Season 3 episodes (21)

1 The Note
9/18/91
To get a top-of-the-line massage free, Jerry asks his dentist friend to sign a note saying Jerry, George and Elaine need treatment from a certified physical therapist for medical reasons. When the doctor is later suspected of insurance fraud, Jerry must figure a way to save his friend's reputation and career. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
2 The Truth
9/25/91
After a tortuous evening with a new girlfriend, George tells her they should stop seeing each other. He then makes the mistake of accommodating her when she insists on hearing the reason. Meanwhile, Elaine bites her lip as Kramer's wild romance with her roommate heats up. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
3 The Pen
10/2/91
Hoping they can do some scuba diving, Jerry takes Elaine to Florida where he is appearing at a banquet honoring his father's retirement as president of his condominium association. After admiring a pen belonging to Morty's friend Jack, Jerry receives it as a gift. Although Helen insists that the offer was made reluctantly and wants her son to return it, Morty insists on Jerry keeping the pen. When Elaine's back is injured after a hot and uncomfortable night on the sofa bed, she is unable to go diving. However, when he takes the trip alone, an accident leaves Jerry with two black eyes. Meanwhile, when the neighbors begin to gossip about the pen and Jerry agrees to return it, Morty argues with Jack and accuses him of taking a gift away from his son. At the banquet, Elaine is embarrassingly incoherent after taking muscle relaxers for her back, while Jerry is forced to wear sunglasses because of his eye injury. During his introduction of the guest of honor, Jack makes some unflattering remarks about Morty, causing them argue in front of the audience and forcing Jerry to try and regain control of the event. Finally, Elaine is unhappy after being told she will have to stay for another five days to allow her back to recover, while Morty learns he is being sued by Jack. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
4 The Dog
10/9/91
Jerry is stuck at home when he gets roped into dog-sitting a rambunctious hound. Without Jerry around, George and Elaine find they have little in common. Meanwhile, Kramer insists it's the absolute end for him and his girlfriend and that he's going to end the relationship. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
5 The Library
10/16/91
The library contacts Jerry about an overdue book dating back to 1971. According to Kramer, with a fine of 5 cents a day for 20 years, the cost could come to $50,000. In a flashback to when Jerry and George were teens in high school, Jerry attempts to recall exactly when he returned the book in question. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
6 The Parking Garage
10/30/91
Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
7 The Cafe
10/30/91
Noticing that few people stop to eat at a certain small neighborhood cafe, Jerry feels sorry for the owner and stops in to suggest ways of increasing business - which causes the restaurant to do even worse. Meanwhile, George agrees to take an I.Q. test as part of his girlfriend's research project and then fears she'll find out he's not as smart as he's been saying he is. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
8 The Tape
11/13/91
Jerry frantically tries to identify the mystery woman who anonymously whispered naughty suggestions into the tape recorder he used to record his stand-up comedy act. But when Elaine confides to George that the voice was hers, George sees her in a more sensual light! Hoping to impress her, he procures an ancient Chinese potion guaranteed to grow hair. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
9 The Nose Job
11/20/91
Jerry is tom between his libido and his brain when he debates whether to continue dating a sexy, gorgeous -- but self-centered and witless -- actress. Meanwhile, George can't help staring at the unusually large nose of an otherwise attractive woman he's been seeing. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
10 The Alternate Side
12/4/91
No sooner does Elaine tell Jerry the virtues of dating an older man than she decides to break up with her 66-year-old beau -- a split made more complicated when he has a heart attack in front on Jerry's apartment. To make matters worse, George flunks his new job of parking cars -- which blocks traffic and an approaching ambulance. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
11 The Red Dot
12/11/91
Jerry accidentally causes Elaine's breakup with her boyfriend, a recovering alcoholic, when he resumes drinking. George shows his gratitude to Elaine for finding him a job by buying her a discounted cashmere sweater, hoping she won't notice the slight blemish in the fabric. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
12 The Subway
1/8/92
Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
13 The Pez Dispenser
1/15/92
Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
14 The Suicide
1/29/92
Jerry frets that his creepy neighbor will awake from his coma and find out that he's been dating the sick man's passionate girlfriend. Meanwhile, Elaine is out of her mind with hunger after fasting to prepare for an ulcer test, and George delays a Caribbean vacation to consult a psychic about his fear of a plane crash.
15 The Fix Up
2/5/92
Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
16 The Boyfriend, Part 1 and 2
2/11/92
While performing his comedy act, Jerry meets Keith Hernandez (as himself), the former New York Mets all-star and one of Jerry's favorite baseball players.
17 The Limo
2/26/92
When George's car breaks down at the airport, Jerry coolly convinces a waiting limo driver that they are his intended passengers. Their clever ruse turns ominous, however, when they learn the real client is a neo-Nazi -- and they're en route to a rally where violent protesters are eager to get their hands on their quarry. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
18 The Good Samaritan
3/4/92
Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run and tracks down the driver, but his good intentions get sidetracked when he discovers she's a beautiful woman -- and willing to go out with him. Meanwhile, George flees town when he has an affair with the wife of a belligerent husband whose revenge knows no bounds. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
19 The Letter
3/25/92
Jerry's new girlfriend gives his friends Elaine, George and Kramer prime VIP seats to a Yankees baseball game. But when the trio is tossed out for a minor altercation, Jerry backs up his friends and calls it quits with the woman -- until she woos him back with a piece of plagiarized prose. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.]]
20 The Parking Space
4/22/92
As Jerry settles in to watch a boxing match on TV, George and Elaine return with his borrowed car and concoct a wild story to explain why it's developed a clanking noise. In addition, the reckless George heatedly debates geometric angles with a fellow parallel parker who challenges his right to the same precious space. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
21 The Keys
5/6/92
When Kramer invites himself over once too often, Jerry demands he return the spare set of keys Jerry loaned to him, which virtually ends their open-door friendship. Distraught and overwrought, Kramer heads west to California and meets new and interesting people. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.

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A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s.
4.6
282 reviews
Nina Witham
February 2, 2019
The show about nothing yet it kept us all watching & either cheering them on or wanting to see how they fail. I didn't think I would like it at 1st but my folks watched it. They grew on me, like a fungous. I didn't want to like them but glad I gave them the chance. If you have friends who you say hi to but don't want to invest time in them then these guys will give you lots of ways to handle it. I found the new adventures of old Christine & I'm happy to see the humor again. 👏🤣❤️💜💛💚💙💜👍💯
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David Michael Zee
February 8, 2021
Without a doubt, one of the best shows ever created. Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld are comedy GENIUSES! So was the whole cast. I've seen every episode a few hundred times and it NEVER EVER gets old. I laugh just as hard as I did when I first watched. I still literally fall off of the couch sometimes laughing. "I met this My AKC King German Shepherd's name is 7 Costanza Zwayer.
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Sean Criswell
November 23, 2017
Like it or hate it, it can't be denied that Seinfeld has left a lasting impact on the genre of the TV sitcom. Plenty of memorable lines and moments came from this show, like Elaine's off-kilter dancing and the Soup Nazi's bellowing of "No soup for you!".
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