Little Britain

Britain: Discovered in 1972, lost in 1974, then found again a few years later, hiding under Belgium. Florence and Emily tackle the very ladylike problem of facial hair while Dudley is more than a little taken aback when his Thai bride, Ting Tong Macadandang, arrives on his doorstep.

What makes Britain so moist and fragrant? Why, it be the people. Dafydd renounces his gay lifestyle and finds himself a girlfriend, Sebastian serenades the PM with a moving rendition of Christina Aguilera's Beautiful in the Commons and Lou gets through to Richard and Judy's You Play, We Pay.

Sir Norman Fry is giving a press conference regarding an unfortunate misunderstanding on Hampstead Heath, Orville is being harassed in his local supermarket about the whereabouts of Keith Harris, and the newest member of Fat Fighters has Marjorie Dawes seeing stars.

At Grange Health Spa, Bubbles learns the reason why Roman deserted her for Desiree, Ting Tong's mother arrives at the Mike McShane estate and Emily and Florence hit the town in order to celebrate Emily's last night as a single lady.

Vicky Pollard displays her woeful childminding skills in her new career as a babysitter, Mr Mann is trying on a David Baddiel costume for a fancy dress party with uncanny results, and Sir Norman Fry has yet more explaining to do.

Dafydd must finally decide whether to remain the only gay in the village, Florence has to decide whether or not to hang up her crinolines, and Carol's computer has to decide whether or not to say no to a customer hoping to go on a round-the-world cruise.