Two and a Half Men

2003 • Comedy Central

4.4

345 reviews

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Season 12 episodes (15)

1 The Ol' Mexican Spinach

11/5/14

Season-only

On the twelfth season premiere, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan’s help, following a Halloween health scare. AISHA TYLER guest stars as Walden’s lawyer.

2 A Chic Bar in Ibiza

11/11/14

Season-only

When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married. MICHAEL BOLTON returns as himself.

3 Glamping in a Yurt

11/13/14

Season-only

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker (guest star MAGGIE LAWSON) that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Scrambling to make the beach house presentable, their plans are put in jeopardy when Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY-THORNE-SMITH) returns after 60 days in rehab.

4 Thirty-eight, Sixty-two, Thirty-eight

1/11/15

Season-only

Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who’s considering them to adopt her baby. MAGGIE LAWSON guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child.

5 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

1/18/15

Season-only

Walden decides to foster a six-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don’t bond like he expected. EDAN ALEXANDER joins the cast as Louis, the foster child.

6 Alan Shot a Little Girl

1/25/15

Season-only

When Alan realizes that Louis thinks he’s cool, he starts breaking Walden’s rules in order to stay that way. Series star Jon Cryer directs.

7 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

2/1/15

Season-only

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan’s invited along for a wild girls’ night out with a group of moms.

8 Family, Buble, Deep-‐Fried Turkey

2/8/15

Season-only

Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Walden’s stalker, Rose.

9 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

2/15/15

Season-only

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son, Louis, in the house. Also, Herb (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

10 Here I Come, Pants!

2/22/15

Season-only

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker, Ms. McMartin, discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

11 For Whom the Booty Calls!

3/1/15

Season-only

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

3/8/15

Season-only

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis’s adoption.

13 Boompa Loved His Hookers

3/15/15

Season-only

Walden fears that if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

3/22/15

Season-only

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

15 Of Course He's Dead - Part 1 & Part 2

4/5/15

Season-only

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy’s twelfth and final season.

About this show

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy®-nominated comedy. Sheen plays a Malibu bachelor with an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight brother (Cryer) and his son stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives, this unusual family unit promises to make each one of them a better man.

Ratings and reviews

4.4

345 reviews

Krzysztof Banul

February 5, 2015

In the beginning of the show it Plays in previous episodes and shows everything with Walden in it than it starts with Alan waking up and screaming he runs to charlies room and checks if he's there and finds him with a prostitute.and the good old show continues. What do you guys think? Ps. It doesn't have to show all the episodes with Walden just the main ones people remember the most.

15 people found this review helpful

A Google user

August 14, 2013

Is it me or has this show lost its magic without charlie sheen? I loved this show up until they killed off charlie. The new episodes seem like they try too hard, Walter schmidt doesn't fit in, Alan tries too hard and jake is in the army?

45 people found this review helpful

Jason Domican

January 15, 2021

I absolutely love everything about this show! It started to dry out when Ashton first came, but give him a chance! Once he warms in to his character he is just as brilliant as Charlie sheen