10 Ashton Kutcher - April 12, 2008
4/12/08
Ashton Kutcher hosts an all new SNL this week. _Kutcher, best-known for starring as Michael Kelso in "That 70s Show" as well as creating the hit MTV prank show "Punk'd," returns for the third time as host. Featured sketches include: _Patraeus Hearings Cold Open - Will, as General Patraeus, conducts hearings about the Iraq war, and interviews the Presidential candidates about the books they have written; _Ashton walks around the studio during his monologue, showing the audience how he "produces"; _Kenan, a nightclub bouncer, refuses entry to Ashton, but allows practically everyone else under the sun into his club; An SNL Digital Short: Daiquiri Girl - A music video featuring Andy, a gross singer who performs a lame song about a girl who drinks daiquiris; _Kristen, as Jamie Lee Curtis, poops in her pants while doing a commercial for Acitivia yogurt; _Weekend Update - this week, Seth and Amy welcome Kristen, as nervous travel expert Judy Grimes who blathers on while repeating "just kidding"; and Fred, as alternative comic Nicholas Fehn who never completes his punchlines; Death by Chocolate #1 - Ashton plays a candy bar mascot who murders a hobo; _The Mellow Show - Andy, as Jack Johnson, welcomes Bill, as Dave Matthews, and Ashton, as John Mayer, onto his talk show; _Death by Chocolate #2 - Ashton, a candy bar mascot, murders a doctor and an old woman in a hospital; _Death by Chocolate #3 - Ashton, a candy bar mascot, attacks Andy with a chainsaw.