Kourtney & Kim Take Miami

2009 • E!
3.8
666 reviews
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Season 5 episodes (12)

1 The Kardashians Return to Miami
1/20/13
In the season premiere, things are heating up in Miami when the Kardashian sisters make their return. However, Kourtney and Kim are in for a shock when they arrive at DASH and find their store in shambles! Meanwhile, Kourtney bans Scott from moving to Miami with her because of his dark past during their last Miami adventure--but juggling two small kids and a business by one's self is no easy feat. Plus, Kim's new relationship with Kanye West is blossoming, but her divorce proceedings with Kris Humphries carry on--and her sisters start to wonder if she truly is alright.
2 Secrets
1/21/13
The Kardashian sisters have been heating things up in Miami--but how will Scott fit into the mix? He's quick to make a new friend in the beach town--who looks and acts just like him! Will Kourt approve of her hubby's new bromance and their dangerous hobby? Plus, after spending time with Mason and Penelope, Kim has babies on the brain, but after a visit to the doctor's, she fears she'll never be able to have children of her own. Then, Khloe and Scott have a stinky situation to approach--but it could hurt one of the Kardashian sisters' feelings.
3 Lez-B-Honest
1/27/13
Scott is back and in full effect! After igniting a bromance with race car driver Chapman, Scott finds himself in the middle of Miami's hot lesbian scene. While Scott thinks it's a friend match in heaven, Kourtney can't seem to get off his case. Is Scott falling back into his old ways, or is there something deeper going on with Kourt? Meanwhile, Kim discovers that breast milk might be the ticket to solving her psoriasis--but why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
4 Dragon Me Down
2/10/13
Feeling a bit homesick, Kim convinces the entire family to fly to Miami for a few days. While the family is in town, she decides they will compete in a charity event, the Dragon Boat Race. Since it was Kim's idea, she designates herself as the team captain. However, things take a dramatic turn when Kim's boyfriend Kanye West flies into Miami for a day. Meanwhile, Bruce's son Brandon and his wife Leah are in town, and after Leah feels ill, Kourtney is on a mission to find out if she is pregnant!
5 2 Klose 4 Komfort
2/17/13
Miami's big beaches are seemingly not big enough for the Kardashian sisters! Kourtney is tired of their cramped quarters in the hotel and wants to lay down roots in the city by buying a real home with a real backyard--but Kim's not on board with the idea, and if she's not in, then Kourtney's out as well. However, what Kourtney wants, she usually gets. Meanwhile, Scott is itching to play, but Kourt's not biting--so he turns to the one sister that's always up for having fun--Khloe! But even Khloe has her limits, and it doesn't take long for Scott to cross a line.
6 Bitch Slapped
2/18/13
The Miami heat is starting to get to the Kardashian sisters! When Kourtney and Kim start another bickering fest, Jonathan sides with Kim as usual--but Kourtney takes things a step too far. Meanwhile, Khloe's love for Cuban coffee puts her in a crazy situation, and Kim finds out she has a life-changing allergy.
7 We'll Always Have Paris
3/3/13
Kim admits that for the first time in a long time she's feeling completely content with her life and her relationship with Kanye. But this new feeling has led her to meddle in other people's problems! First, she seeks out dating sites to put Jonathan on. Then, she reveals to Kourtney that if she doesn't give Scott more attention, he's going to leave her for someone new. Taking Kim's advice, Kourtney plans an impromptu trip to Paris to renew her romance with Scott. But does Scott put a damper on the city of love? Plus, Kim tries to play mediator between Jonathan and his business partner Simon--but her plan backfires. Has she completely destroyed a longtime friendship Find out!
8 Miami Vices
3/10/13
When Miami city officials call the sisters in for a meeting, Kim brings up her love of detective work, and next thing she knows, she's doing ride-alongs with cop cruisers! Kim's hobby goes even deeper when her friend Larsa recommends that she shadow a private eye. But this is more than just spying on cheating boyfriends, and Kim finds herself investigating a serious, life-threatening case! Meanwhile, when Scott's not tending to his own serious injury, he tries to encourage Kourtney to lose more baby weight. But will his comments be taken the wrong way and push Kourt to her breaking point?
9 Lord Disick in the House
3/17/13
Kim is back in Miami after ringing in her 32nd birthday in Italy with Kanye. As the girls get ready to head to London to launch their Kardashian Kollection line, Khloe receives a call that she's been named the newest cohost of "The X Factor." Will Khloe be a natural on the show's premiere--or will her nerves get the best of her? Kourtney and her kids head to London with Kim, but Lord Disick has plans of his own. Scott stays put in Miami and throws a Lordship party inviting in friends from all over. After throwing his rendezvous he turns on his romantic side and surprises Kourt in London! Plus, the Kardashian sisters have always been competitive--but their newest competition might be the craziest one yet! Check it out.
10 See Ya Later, Alligator
3/24/13
The fashion bug lures Scott to Gator Country where he goes on a real-life alligator hunt for the perfect pair of loafers. See Lord Disick hit it off with some country folk! Meanwhile, it's a battle between fashion sense and common sense in Miami this week! A mention on a blog's Worst Dressed list sends Kim into a shopping frenzy. Can Kourtney talk some sense into her shopaholic sister before it costs Kim a shot at her L.A. dream home?
11 Babies, Lies and Alibis, Pt. 1
3/31/13
When Scott comes back from a Vegas trip, Kim suspects that Scott is up to no good and hires a private detective to follow him. Going against Khloe's advice, she digs through his phone bill, puts a tracker on his car--and even tails him around town! Meanwhile, Kourtney learns that Khloe's infertility issues are worse than she thought and wonders if she should offer to be a surrogate.
12 Babies, Lies and Alibis Pt. 2
4/7/13
Kim's spy mission blows up in her face when Kourtney catches her meeting with a private eye. It's a house divided as Kourtney and Scott give Kim the boot for their last remaining days in Miami. But a late night trip to the hospital forces a sisterly reconciliation as Kim 'fesses up to being pregnant! So how will Khloe react to the special news as she struggles with her own fertility issues? Plus, the stress gets to everybody over the selection of a new location for DASH Miami.

About this show

Get ready South Beach, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are making a splash in Miami! The sisters have returned to South Beach to revamp their DASH store, which hasn't been up to snuff in comparison with their New York and Los Angeles boutiques. With little sis Khloe visiting periodically to give her input, will the three sisters get along or will a storm erupt in Miami? Plus, Scott and Kourtney's two youngsters will be tagging along as the whole gang kick it in a mansion together, and Scott ventures to possibly build a restaurant there. Can they all live harmoniously under the same roof, or is disaster right around the corner? You never know with these dashing divas.

Ratings and reviews

3.8
666 reviews
Michael Neal
February 3, 2013
For all the missinformed people out there that belive these people are talented understand this. The money and fame they have all started because of their mob lawyer father. Not their "talent". When he died they went broke so they whored themselves out on tv for a quick buck. Either way you look at it, on the street or on the tv, its prostitution. lol.
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Amanda Pohle
March 1, 2013
This show is really entertaining to watch but on the other hand it disgusts me how over privileged spoiled n stuck up these little pretty b*****s are!! I would good money to see them try to make it out in the real world making only 12 an hour trying to keep up with all there bills n keep food on the table. I bet anyone a million they wouldn't b able to do it....
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G Gotham
February 12, 2014
How they got started? Seriously, do you? Kim or her mother(that gets my vote) or both of them engineered the surfacing of one of Kim's sex tapes. Kim is once and forever nothing more than an amateur porn star who cashed in and her family is a plan of money hungry porn groupies who attract nothing but the same. So all you kardashian lovers please remember every god damned time you defend them EXACTLY where the came from and what kind of values they cling too. Trash from the slime pit bowels of the human gutter dressed up in Prada with alien looking plastic surgery is still just trash that's desperate to look and smell prettier.. Kris Jenner is simply put a madame who is whoring out her own children literally and figuratively, it all comes back to that...
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